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[flotsam]

All of this comes from http://bluepyramid.org/ia/cquiz.htm brought to us courtesy of Hyalucent. So let's all allow a set of screwy online quizzes tell us who were are>

I'm....

Country

[Ya-ta Boy]

You're Uzbekistan!
Back in the day, it seemed like everyone ran their commercial interests near you, but now they've become a little more illicit. At this point, you no longer have hordes of people stampeding you and you no longer are being oppressed by people with more power. All this freedom is leaving you a little isolated, but with the kind of trade you're doing, you'll be okay for a while financially.


Uzbekistan? WTHF?
I need a break before going on to the other categories. If I don't come back, it's because I decided to take a header off the top floor of my building. Uzbekistan?

[Junior]

I'm already China and a hyaena (other thread) but also..

You're the Panama Canal!
While others are content to work long and hard hours, you're all about taking the shortcut. While this has benefited you for the most part, it has required starting several conflicts so that you could get your way. Your old profession doesn't seem terribly lofty to anyone, and sometimes you've even needed to dig ditches to get by, but you figure the results are worth it. Now, most of the time you're just cruising.

You're Animal Farm!
by George Orwell
You are living proof that power corrupts and whoever leads you will become just as bad as the past leaders. You're quite conflicted about this emotionally and waver from hopelessly idealistic to tragically jaded. Ultimately, you know you can't trust pigs. Your best moments are when you're down on all fours.

[ajgeddes]

And I am....




You're Thailand!
Calmer and more staunchly independent than almost all those around you, you have a long history of rising above adversity. Recent adversity has led to questions about your sexual promiscuity and the threat of disease, but you still manage to attract a number of tourists and admirers. And despite any setbacks, you can really cook a good meal whenever it's called for. Good enough to make people cry.

I was also:
Rhode Island
Jurassic Park
Brit Rail
A ladybug...WTF?!?

[laogaiguk]

You're Canada!
People make fun of you a lot, but they're stupid because you've got a much better life than they do. In fact, they're probably just jealous. You believe in crazy things like human rights and health care and not dying in the streets, and you end up securing these rights for yourself and others. If it weren't for your weird affection for ice hockey, you'd be the perfect person.

You're a Dove!
A fan of olives and the United Nations, you'd love to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony. You like stretching your legs at major events, and have done your best to ward off floods when the waters have risen. All this running around leaves you exhausted, and it often seems you can never quite get the peace you so dearly crave. You really like to take showers.

[Woland]

South Africa

University of Bologna (They're right about the posture!):

Taking great pride in being the first on your block, you have often been seen as a leader in your community. Though often called upon to lead and even make statements, your posture is terrible. You think there's nothing funny about that, though you do find some comedy divine. Though you have an excellent overall reputation, there are those who think you're full of baloney.

Orson Scott Card's Ender's Game (But I'm so tired of "THE GREAT BOOKS")

Nevada (I guess)

Dodo (All true!):

Awkward and rather unsure of yourself, you can never quite seem to keep up with everyone else. This sense you have of falling behind has only heightened over the years, and you are beginning to wonder if you'll be forgotten about entirely. When they do consider you, most folks think you're rather stupid. What they don't know is that they'll miss you if you ever leave, even though they assume they won't. At the moment, people still don't want to go your way.

RENFE (for the train thing; I guess it's French)

[Ya-ta Boy]

You're "Master Harold"... and the Boys!
by Athol Fugard
Even though you should have realized it for years, you're only just starting to understand how bad your society is. It's been keeping some of your best friends down for ages, and even you have been complicit with this system. When you make a mess, someone else is quick to clean it. When you need help, someone else is quick to your rescue. But when they point out injustice, you've pulled the wool over your eyes. Until now. If you ever need a cast, it will be small.


ARRRRGGGG!!!! (With apologies to my real western neighbors.)

You're Nebraska!
You are very, very plain. Great, but still plain. In fact, it might even be the plainness that makes you great. In the old days, a great nation could've arisen from your very aspirations and even conquered neighboring lands, but then others came and paved over everything with even rows of corn. Now your greatest conquests are over neighboring colleges, but even those are in honor of corn. It's the truth. So Sioux me.

[flotsam]

I cannot believe I had "countrys" in the original title.

[Maserial]

You're the United Nations!
Most people think you're ineffective, but you are trying to completely save the world from itself, so there's always going to be a long way to go.You're always the one trying to get friends to talk to each other, enemies to talk to each other, anyone who can to just talk instead of beating each other about the head and torso. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't, and you get very schizophrenic as a result. But your heart is in the right place, and sometimes also in New York.

You're an Iguana!
While many people think you're too strange to even have in the house, others have come to appreciate you as a sage figure in their everyday lives. You seem to maintain a piercing stare that bores holes into the souls of others, or at least sees if there are any bugs flying near them. You're more than a little rough around the edges. You used to love giving the thumbs-up sign but have more recently grown out of it entirely.

You're Harvey Mudd College!
You're a geek and you don't really care who knows about it. You probably built battery-operated cars in grade school with the help of only a straight edge and a piece of paper. You may have even actually worn the legendary pocket protector, which most people only think is something somehow associated with dorkiness. You love hanging out in really cool places and being utterly uncool. Your name is mud.

You're Watership Down!
by Richard Adams
Though many think of you as a bit young, even childish, you're actually incredibly deep and complex. You show people the need to rethink their assumptions, and confront them on everything from how they think to where they build their houses. You might be one of the greatest people of all time. You'd be recognized as such if you weren't always talking about talking rabbits.

You're North Dakota!
You are rather remote, and even inaccessible to the average person. While many would thus describe you as stuck-up, to you it seems more like you're just stuck. When no one is looking, you yearn to engage in 19th-century European political subterfuge. When looking for peace, head for the garden. But please, be extremely careful around wood-chippers.

[Captain Corea]

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