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Barking Mad Lord Snapcase
Joined: 04 Nov 2003
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 Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:07 am Post subject: Pitch your own Adam Sandler movie! |
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Flatman: Adam Sandler gets run over by a steamroller. Flat as a pancake, he gets up and plots wacky, zany revenge against the person who steamrolled him.
Having A Cow: Adam Sandler tries to milk a cow. The cow sues him for sexual harrassment.
The Banana Dolphin: Adam Sandler accidently throws his wealthy uncle's pet dolphin into a mincing machine for pet food. Desperate to cover up his misdeed, he tries to pass himself off as the late dolphin by swimming around in a giant banana costume.
Booby-Head: Adam Sandler offends a witch, and wakes up one morning with a lactating nipple on his head. He earns billions by selling his milk. |
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TheFonz
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Location: North Georgia
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| Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:19 am Post subject: Re: Pitch your own Adam Sandler movie! |
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| Since remaking movies is in these days. Adam Sandler starts to remake Richard Pryor movies. Starting with Brewster's Millions. |
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Milwaukiedave
Joined: 02 Oct 2004
Location: Goseong
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| Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:25 pm Post subject: |
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The Wacky Private-Sandler joins the military and gives his superiors a run for their money. Who knew throwing grenades would be so much fun?
The Lost Pychotic Dog-Sandler plays a lost dog that pees on everything he sees until he meets Mable (played by Alicia Silverstone) who trains him to be a good boy. |
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flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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Producer: Watch this: AWESOM-O, given the current trends of the movie-going public can you come up with an idea for a movie that will break a hundred million box office?
Cartman: Um... okay. How about this: [the staffers take pen to paper and anticipate the ideas] Adam Sandler is like, in love with some girl, but then it turns out that the girl is actually a ...golden retriever, or something.
Staffer 2: [thinking over this idea, then write it down] Oh, perfect!
Staffer 3: We'll call it "Puppy Love"!
Staffer 2: Give us another movie idea, AWESOM-O!
Mitch: Yeah yeah!
Staffer 3: Let's hear it!
Mitch: Yeah, we wanna hear it!
Staffer 3: Come on, come on!
Cartman: Okay, how about this: Adam Sandler... inherits like, a billion dollars, but first, he has to, like, become a ...boxer, or something.
Staffer 3: [the producers start writing again] ...Yes, it's flawless!
Mitch: Punch-Drunk Billionaire!
[The boardroom. Cartman is pitching more movie ideas.]
Cartman: Movie idea number two thousand three hundred and five: Adam Sandler is trapped on an island and falls in love with a coconut.
Producer: Great, AWESOM-O, great. Uh guys, take a break. I need a minute alone with AWESOM-O. [the othe rmen rise and leave the room, making plans for lunch on the way out. The producer approaches Cartman.] You are an incredible robot, AWESOM-O. I was just wondering... are you by chance a ...pleasure model?
Cartman: ...What?
Producer: [trying to be delicate] Well, have you been programmed to... satisfy... urges of humans?
Cartman: AWESOM-O does not understand.
Producer: Let me show you what I mean. [removes his tie]
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jaganath69
Joined: 17 Jul 2003
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| Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:44 pm Post subject: Re: Pitch your own Adam Sandler movie! |
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| Barking Mad Lord Snapcase wrote: |
Flatman: Adam Sandler gets run over by a steamroller. Flat as a pancake, he gets up and plots wacky, zany revenge against the person who steamrolled him.
Having A Cow: Adam Sandler tries to milk a cow. The cow sues him for sexual harrassment.
The Banana Dolphin: Adam Sandler accidently throws his wealthy uncle's pet dolphin into a mincing machine for pet food. Desperate to cover up his misdeed, he tries to pass himself off as the late dolphin by swimming around in a giant banana costume.
Booby-Head: Adam Sandler offends a witch, and wakes up one morning with a lactating nipple on his head. He earns billions by selling his milk. |
I think Rob Schneider has done most of those. |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea
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| Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:06 pm Post subject: Re: Pitch your own Adam Sandler movie! |
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| Rob Schneider was an animal. Then he was a woman. And now Rob Schneider is... a stapler! And he's about to find out that being a stapler is harder than it looks. Rob Schneider is... The Stapler. Rated PG-13. |
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Rteacher
Joined: 23 May 2005
Location: Western MA, USA
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| Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:10 pm Post subject: |
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I would seriously pitch Adam Sandler doing a movie version of the Howdy Doody Show.
(I would elaborate further, but the copycats on this forum would probably steal my great ideas ... )
Actually, I was a background character actor (core group of extras...) in Waterboy and I'm clearly visible (for about 2.3 seconds...) in a scene near the end of the movie (right after they flash on the scoreboard...) I'm operating a TV camera on the sidelines (wearing a green photographer's vest and a floppy hat...) standing near Fairuza Balk - the only other person featured in that shot...
The original "Fonz", Henry Winkler, was a great PR guy entertaining the large numbers of extras they used to "fill" the Citrus Bowl in Orlando on a couple days. Kathy Bates was also very personable, and she had her dog (a shih tzu) on set with her. During the "candle vigil" scene filmed all during the night on a freezing day in Deland, Florida, Adam Sandler cracked a lot of jokes (and a couple small electrical fires broke out due to faulty electric "candles"...)
(If I didn't decide to come to Korea to teach EFL I probably would have moved to L.A. and tried to get steady extra work, while I worked on scripts and other writing projects, and marketed my artwork... ) |
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Roch
Joined: 24 Apr 2003
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Rteacher wrote: |
I would seriously pitch Adam Sandler doing a movie version of the Howdy Doody Show.
(I would elaborate further, but the copycats on this forum would probably steal my great ideas ... )
Actually, I was a background character actor (core group of extras...) in Waterboy and I'm clearly visible (for about 2.3 seconds...) in a scene near the end of the movie (right after they flash on the scoreboard...) I'm operating a TV camera on the sidelines (wearing a green photographer's vest and a floppy hat...) standing near Fairuza Balk - the only other person featured in that shot...
The original "Fonz", Henry Winkler, was a great PR guy entertaining the large numbers of extras they used to "fill" the Citrus Bowl in Orlando on a couple days. Kathy Bates was also very personable, and she had her dog (a shih tzu) on set with her. During the "candle vigil" scene filmed all during the night on a freezing day in Deland, Florida, Adam Sandler cracked a lot of jokes (and a couple small electrical fires broke out due to faulty electric "candles"...)
(If I didn't decide to come to Korea to teach EFL I probably would have moved to L.A. and tried to get steady extra work, while I worked on scripts and other writing projects, and marketed my artwork... ) |
The flick is on tv in this area of the 'handle tonight. We'll have to keep an eye out for you. |
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