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khyber
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Compunction Junction
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 Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 5:02 am Post subject: If you go to ______ DON'T order ______ |
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I live in busan and I've been up in city today.
I've eaten at Gecko's before and had a perfectly acceptable hamburger or whatever it is I ordered.
THIS time, I had the "pastrami" sandwich. Dissapointing to say the least. Thick doughy bread and hardly enough meat. The whole bite tasted only of bun: I wasn't sure there was any meat at all. When I FINALLY got a bite with more meat than bun, it was terribly boring.
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If you go to GECKO'S DON't order THE PASTRAMI SANDWICH! |
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Richard Krainium
Joined: 12 Jan 2006
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| If you go to Poncho's in Itaewon, don't order anything. Never had worse Mexican food in my life. Not even when I lived in Clarksville, TN or Heidelberg, Germany. |
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cubanlord
Joined: 08 Jul 2005
Location: In Japan!
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| Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 5:38 am Post subject: |
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IF YOU GO TO McDonald's, DON'T ORDER anything!!!!(unless you are looking for a laxative).....
Ahhhhhhh haaaaa! You think I'm playing huh?  
Test my theory! Then report back!  |
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Eunoia
Joined: 06 Jul 2003
Location: In a seedy karakoe bar by the banks of the mighty Bosphorus
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| Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:17 am Post subject: |
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| If you go to KOREA don't order anything anything labelled as "FUSION" FOOD . That's just the Korean way of saying, "We don't know how to do it (Indian / Mexican / Thai / Greek / Italian / Lebanese / Whatever cuisine) the right way, so we'll do it our way instead." |
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uberscheisse
Joined: 02 Dec 2003
Location: japan is better than korea.
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| Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:26 am Post subject: |
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| Eunoia wrote: |
| If you go to KOREA don't order anything anything labelled as "FUSION" FOOD . That's just the Korean way of saying, "We don't know how to do it (Indian / Mexican / Thai / Greek / Italian / Lebanese / Whatever cuisine) the right way, so we'll do it our way instead." |
or - "we don't know how to do it so we'll try to get it right and mask our mistakes with a liberal dumping of mayonnaise." |
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OiGirl
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: Hoke-y-gun
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| Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:56 am Post subject: |
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| uberscheisse wrote: |
| Eunoia wrote: |
| If you go to KOREA don't order anything anything labelled as "FUSION" FOOD . That's just the Korean way of saying, "We don't know how to do it (Indian / Mexican / Thai / Greek / Italian / Lebanese / Whatever cuisine) the right way, so we'll do it our way instead." |
or - "we don't know how to do it so we'll try to get it right and mask our mistakes with a liberal dumping of mayonnaise." |
Or, "we saw a picture once so we'll at least make it look right." |
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Bulsajo
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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| If you go to the foodcourt at the top of Migliore bldg in Tongdaemoon, do not order a poutine at the Cafe Gout de France... |
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OiGirl
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: Hoke-y-gun
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| Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:09 am Post subject: |
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If you go to E-Mart, do not buy anything labeled "Sweet Chilean Wine."
Too sweet!
Not Chilean! (According to the cork...) |
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blaseblasphemener
Joined: 01 Jun 2006
Location: There's a voice, keeps on calling me, down the road, that's where I'll always be
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If you go to Subway, don't order anything with meat, as it has gone bad, or is well on it's way.
Oh wait, the Subway closed down.
HaaaaaaaaaHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
You thought you could fool us huh? |
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Hyeon Een
Joined: 24 Jun 2005
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| Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:43 am Post subject: |
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| uberscheisse wrote: |
| Eunoia wrote: |
| If you go to KOREA don't order anything anything labelled as "FUSION" FOOD . That's just the Korean way of saying, "We don't know how to do it (Indian / Mexican / Thai / Greek / Italian / Lebanese / Whatever cuisine) the right way, so we'll do it our way instead." |
or - "we don't know how to do it so we'll try to get it right and mask our mistakes with a liberal dumping of mayonnaise." |
I *WISH* it was mayonaise most of the time. Usually its that pink sauce. Is that thousand island or something? Whatever it is, when I get salad I DON'T WANT pink sauce soup with a dash of cabbage. |
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cubanlord
Joined: 08 Jul 2005
Location: In Japan!
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| Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:57 pm Post subject: |
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| Hyeon Een wrote: |
| uberscheisse wrote: |
| Eunoia wrote: |
| If you go to KOREA don't order anything anything labelled as "FUSION" FOOD . That's just the Korean way of saying, "We don't know how to do it (Indian / Mexican / Thai / Greek / Italian / Lebanese / Whatever cuisine) the right way, so we'll do it our way instead." |
or - "we don't know how to do it so we'll try to get it right and mask our mistakes with a liberal dumping of mayonnaise." |
I *WISH* it was mayonaise most of the time. Usually its that pink sauce. Is that thousand island or something? Whatever it is, when I get salad I DON'T WANT pink sauce soup with a dash of cabbage. |
dude. It's at either the pink stuff or the dong ka su sauce on everything. |
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Axl Rose
Joined: 16 Feb 2006
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| if you go to that German microbrewery in Hyehwa, don't order their German sausages. they're vile and disgusting. |
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Zulu
Joined: 28 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 5:59 am Post subject: |
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| Eunoia wrote: |
| If you go to KOREA don't order anything anything labelled as "FUSION" FOOD . That's just the Korean way of saying, "We don't know how to do it (Indian / Mexican / Thai / Greek / Italian / Lebanese / Whatever cuisine) the right way, so we'll do it our way instead." |
Oh man that is a painful lesson to learn, ain't it? I must have tried fifteen fusion places - I really wanted them to be good - before I finally gave up. |
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Zulu
Joined: 28 Apr 2006
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| Bulsajo wrote: |
| If you go to the foodcourt at the top of Migliore bldg in Tongdaemoon, do not order a poutine at the Cafe Gout de France... |
Ooooh nasty. But honestly that whole sentence would send shivers up my spine no matter what country the place was in - even Quebec.  |
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Hater Depot
Joined: 29 Mar 2005
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| If you go to 소주찾는 사람들 in Anyang, don't get the tubu kimchi. It's way too sweet and there's not enough tofu. |
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