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[seoulkitchen]

I just read this in a hotel magazine. The article was about the Namsan folk village. This is a direct quote, I kid you not:

"Just like we realized the beauty of Kimchi during the expansion of SARS, the beauty of Korean folk village will take the hot spotlight from the whole world shortly."

Thank god I was sitting on the toilet when I read that because I laughed my ass off! Anyway, having just had Kimchi for lunch, it got me thinkin about all the other uses this miraculous food has.
So here it goes:

101 uses for the miraculous wonder food, Kimchi!
(perhaps the Herald will see this and publish it to show the we at Dave's DO care about and love Korea)

1. The above mentioned SARS prevention. Go ahead, eat that raw chicken in S.E. Asia. You'll never have to go hungry again as fowl road kill will no longer be harmful to your health.

2. Use in place of a condom. It prevents AIDS. Plus it'll give your partner an extra sensation. (**but be careful, it might not prevent pregnancy.)

3. Use instead of dog-soup (Korean viagra). Just rub some on your member and you'll have stamina for weeks!

4. Use in place of Korea Herald. What's black and white and read all over? A newspaper! Kimchi is red all over too, so say bye-bye to the KH.

5. Keepin' cool. In the hot summer months, just substitute it for a meat helmet to keep your head cool.

6. Alien protection. Throw away your silly tinfoil hat and make a Kimchi hat to protect you against alien mind control. (**not effective against government mind control however.)

7. Use instead of deoderant. Just think, you'll never have to fill your suitcase up again with those darn deoderants. A little under the arms and you'll be smellin' like everyone else on the crowded subway.

8. Rumor has it, it'll keep the vampires away. (Ever notice how Korea is oddly vampire free?)

9. Eat Kimchi instead of studying. Eating Kimchi with metal chopsticks improves your mental agility!

10. Use in place of holy water. Apparently if you eat a lot of Kimchi you can walk on water.






Okay, boss is coming, don't have any Kimchi to sheild me. Hopefully others can finish the list...

[RACETRAITOR]

[Qinella]

11. Eat it as a side dish with your meal.