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[Cerriowen]

This new boss of mine is a nice guy. He actually is really sweet, and kind, but he's been in the military his whole life. He's increadibly blunt, and has zero social skills.

We had a little beer party for the guys who were graduating the other night.

He came over and sat down next to me and barked "Who invited you?" I immediately started stammaring and feeling guilty. I finally got out "The Colonel and these guys". He just nodded and said "Ah. Good" in the same brisque, forceful tone.

He started trying to make small talk, which also failed horribly. He said "You know, this is a very good place to work" (Yes sir, I can tell). "All the teachers enjoy it. Even our policies are very good" (Yes sir). "It's true, I can tell. Because in the last 4 years since I got here, not one teacher has quit... we fire them." Totally straight face. I don't think he was trying to make a point even. He was just making small talk, and stating a fact. I think he's actually trying to be friendly.

So I just sit there bug eyed, and say "yes sir".

[Dan The Chainsawman]

tYou must establish your dominance over him immediately or suffer his wrath.

Look to the movie Officer and a Gentleman for your guidance. The particularly educational scene whare Louis Gosset Jr. is barking in the faces of the future navy officers and he screams, "There are only two things from Texas! Steers and Queers!"

First get up into the persons face and scream so loudly you coat the inside of his nostrils with your spit. Blood should be coming out of his ear drums when you are finished. Insult him, his mother, his wife if he has one, his country, and a few other choice goodies that you want to toss into the mix.

Second: Step back 1 step throw your arms up and sCream, "NO **** leaves till we find out which **** did this!" and then promptly kick him right in the dick.

You shouldn't have any problems with GI Joe in the future.

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