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mulletlvr



Joined: 09 Aug 2006
Location: Toronto

PostPosted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:25 am    Post subject: Scientology?? Reply with quote

This is my first time starting a thread so go easy on me:

Here is what someone gave me on the streets of Toronto�I don�t know if these scientologists have infiltrated Korea yet (believe you me they�re coming) but they scare me�especially that Tom Cruise � he is so weird (sorry if any of you are scientologists � Goooo L. Ron Hubbard!!)

1.Have you felt fatigued now and then for no apparent reason?
2.Do you sometimes feel wooden or lifeless?
3.Have you experienced drug flashbacks?
4.Do you feel less alert than you used to?
5.Do you ever get a feeling of light-headedness or a feeling of being spaced out?
6.Do you feel irritable without any reason or cause?
7.Do you have less energy & vitality than you used to?
8.Do you find it difficult to get excited about people or things?
9.Do you feel anxious but don�t know why?
10.Do you have trouble learning new things when you are interested in them?

If you answered yes to any of these questions you could be experiencing the effects of severe body pollution.

My Thoughts: If you�ve answered yes to any of these questions then you�re probably normal and like to have a good time � or your one of the �few� people who actually works during the day�.weird. For those of you who answered yes to question 3 or 5 � Party on!
Btw What the heck is �wooden�? Who says that?
�Hey Bob, how�s it going�
�Actually I�m feeling a bit wooden today; and you?�
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Bulsajo



Joined: 16 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You were out walking near Yonge and Bloor, weren't you...

More of the same for your persusal:

Scientology
http://www.eslcafe.com/forums/korea/viewtopic.php?t=40925

Cults
http://www.eslcafe.com/forums/korea/viewtopic.php?t=44735

South Park
http://www.eslcafe.com/forums/korea/viewtopic.php?t=53676&highlight=%2Acientolo%2A
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mulletlvr



Joined: 09 Aug 2006
Location: Toronto

PostPosted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

actually college and bay -- they are expanding their operations...
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Bulsajo



Joined: 16 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mulletlvr wrote:
actually college and bay -- they are expanding their operations...

Figures.

Crying or Very sad

Some light reading for you: Road to Xenu
http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Library/Shelf/xenu/

South Park Scientology:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af1WOzqAPzg
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Demophobe



Joined: 17 May 2004

PostPosted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think the best expose on Scientology I have ever seen was the South Park episode.
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 6:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It wasn't the best but the most effective.

I don't think they got the Lord Xenu right though. Hail Lord Xenu, our god and shepherd!
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Troll_Bait



Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Location: [T]eaching experience doesn't matter much. -Lee Young-chan (pictured)

PostPosted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Scientology



"Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man really wants to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion."

- L. Ron Hubbard (late 1940s; Reader's Digest reprint, May 1980, p.1)

http://www.xenu.net/roland-intro.html



"Make money. Make more money. Make others produce so as to make money . . . However you get them in or why, just do it."

- L. Ron Hubbard (in one of his bulletins to officials)

http://www.zipperfish.net/rants/time-article.php



"Some people, well, if they don't like Scientology, well, then, firk you. Really. Firk you. Period."

- Tom Cruise

http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/6420217/the_passion_of_the_cruise/



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mindmetoo



Joined: 02 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Demophobe wrote:
I think the best expose on Scientology I have ever seen was the South Park episode.


I love where'd they flash "scientologists really believe this!" DC3-like space ships ferrying souls to earth. Fah.

Scientology is about to go the Tony Robbins route (although I think Robbins was a former scientologist who made off with their "tech"). Scientology is about to unveil this "super power" center. You know give them even more money and you'll get super powers... like the ability to control your body's salinity. Slugs will quiver before your mighty salty wake!
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mindmetoo wrote:
Demophobe wrote:
I think the best expose on Scientology I have ever seen was the South Park episode.


I love where'd they flash "scientologists really believe this!" DC3-like space ships ferrying souls to earth. Fah.

Scientology is about to go the Tony Robbins route (although I think Robbins was a former scientologist who made off with their "tech"). Scientology is about to unveil this "super power" center. You know give them even more money and you'll get super powers... like the ability to control your body's salinity. Slugs will quiver before your mighty salty wake!


Oh please, they're obviously DC-8s, except the DC-8 had fans, propellers on it and the space plane didn't.
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Demophobe



Joined: 17 May 2004

PostPosted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote







http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M84jKtAc9wA



Variety Magazine wrote:
While the "South Park" creators didn't directly comment on Comedy Central's decision to pull the episode, they issued an unusual statement to Daily Variety indicating the battle is not over.

"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"

The duo signed the statement "Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu."


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laogaiguk



Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Location: somewhere in Korea

PostPosted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Holy crap Demophobe, I wish you would have shown me that earlier. I am years behind in my contributions to Scientology, and I had better get started. I just hope I can catch up and finally learn the secrets of the universe.
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mulletlvr



Joined: 09 Aug 2006
Location: Toronto

PostPosted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



Wow�Tom Cruise�Case in point.

�The mind goes from a rational state to an irrational one as the delusional contents of the subconscious mind are brought to the surface and are assumed to be valid.� - http://www.xenu.net/roland-intro.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Cruise#Scientology
A controversy erupted in 2005 after he openly criticized actress Brooke Shields for using the drug Paxil, an anti-depressant, of which Shields attributes her recovery from postpartum depression after the birth of her daughter in 2003. Cruise asserted that there is no such thing as a chemical imbalance, and that psychiatry is a form of pseudoscience. This led to a heated argument with Matt Lauer on The Today Show on June 24, 2005.[15] Brooke Shields responded to Cruise's comments as "irresponsible and dangerous"[16]. Cruise has publicly said that Scientology, specifically the L. Ron Hubbard Scientology Study Tech, helped him overcome his dyslexia.[17] Cruise also claimed in an Entertainment Weekly interview that psychiatry "is a Nazi science" and that methadone was actually originally called Adolophine after Adolf Hitler, a myth well-known as an urban legend.

�They end up being afraid of society, believing all society to be controlled by a group of drug companies, psychiatrists and financiers all of whom report to more remote masters. In other words they are in a state of mass paranoia. They therefore avoid reading newspapers and the like since they fear it will disturb their safe Scientology world. It is a downward spiral into madness.� - http://www.xenu.net/roland-intro.html
Katie Holmes doesn�t get off so easily either�



�It also makes a person more susceptible to suggestion since it submerges the critical thinking faculties of the mind into a partial subconscious state. It results in a permanent light hypnotic trance and so from thenceforth that person can be more easily controlled. The person will, to a much greater extent, believe and do whatever they are told. And of course this is used to the full in persuading them to hand over further money and dedicating themselves further to the cult.
A person loses the ability to think for themselves and so they lose the ability to challenge incorrect ideas. This makes them easier to control. It also isolates and alienates the person from society so that they withdraw from normal society and into their "Scientology" society. This further increases their susceptibility to the influence of their group.� - http://www.xenu.net/roland-intro.html
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