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SuperFly
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 Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:24 am Post subject: Predict tommorrows headlines -> Korea Herald :) |
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Post your predictions here  |
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Dan The Chainsawman
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| Elvis Spotted at Coex! |
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Qinella
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| Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:20 am Post subject: |
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| Foreign Teacher Mast\/rbates! |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:36 am Post subject: |
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German researchers find cure for cancer. KH headlines: Typhoon approaching the peninsula.
Chinese land first panda on the moon. KH Headlines: Japanese want to name a sandpile on the ocean floor near Dok-do.
Bush resigns amid growing scandals. KH Headlines. Uri Party loses dog catcher election on an obsure island with 7 inhabitants.
Massive tsunami wipes out Java. 100 million dead. KH Headlines: Korean golfer wins another LPGA tournament.
Radioactivity in Taejon water supply traced to research institute's poor disposal methods--they pour it down the drain. KH Headlines: US Army dumps 6 quarts of formaldehyde in the Han River. |
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Bulsajo
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:57 am Post subject: |
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Wearing miniskirts in winter prevents fan death
Study proves that Kimchi makes you smarter:
100% of A+ students polled eat it on a regular basis |
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SuperFly
Joined: 09 Jul 2003
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| Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 4:50 pm Post subject: |
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Study finds English Teachers have no regard for traffic rules
*source: General forum, Daves Esl cafe |
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animalbirdfish
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Special Guest Report
Incheon and Orville Redenbacher Combine to Create New Popcorn Hub of Asia |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea
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| Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 6:06 pm Post subject: Re: Predict tommorrows headlines -> Korea Herald :) |
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captain kirk
Joined: 29 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:07 pm Post subject: |
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Foreigners walk in straight lines. This has been determined by Dr. Englebert Kim from a silvered windowed 'blind' using binolculars observing a busy Kangnam intersection. This is in contrast to Koreans, who walk 'as the crow flies'.
The reason for this cultural difference in pedal locomotory style is due to Koreans long affinity with nature. No animal in nature walks in a straight line, nor bird in the sky. Another reason is Korea's topography, 70 percent mountainous, where it would be folly to walk through and not around mountains.
Another sociologist, Dr. Ferdinand Choi, refers to foreigners as 'timebombs' on a slow release fuse an indicator of which is their habit of walking like 'human steamrollers'. |
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cuckoo for kimchi
Joined: 27 Jul 2006
Location: somewhere lost in time and space...or korea
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| Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:58 pm Post subject: |
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Wearing miniskirts in winter prevents fan death
Study proves that Kimchi makes you smarter:
100% of A+ students polled eat it on a regular basis |
Absolutely brilliant....how many koreans don't eat kimchi????
Gotta love the Herald...bunch of morons...that's like saying 100% of foreigners come from other countries  |
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red dog
Joined: 31 Oct 2004
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| Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:08 am Post subject: |
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| cuckoo for kimchi wrote: |
| Bulsajo wrote: |
Wearing miniskirts in winter prevents fan death
Study proves that Kimchi makes you smarter:
100% of A+ students polled eat it on a regular basis |
Absolutely brilliant....how many koreans don't eat kimchi????
Gotta love the Herald...bunch of morons...that's like saying 100% of foreigners come from other countries |
I assume it was a joke, not a real headline. |
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cuckoo for kimchi
Joined: 27 Jul 2006
Location: somewhere lost in time and space...or korea
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| Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:10 am Post subject: |
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| red dog wrote: |
| cuckoo for kimchi wrote: |
| Bulsajo wrote: |
Wearing miniskirts in winter prevents fan death
Study proves that Kimchi makes you smarter:
100% of A+ students polled eat it on a regular basis |
Absolutely brilliant....how many koreans don't eat kimchi????
Gotta love the Herald...bunch of morons...that's like saying 100% of foreigners come from other countries |
I assume it was a joke, not a real headline. |
Well ya, but it sounds like something the Herald would print...anything to promote korea |
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VanIslander
Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!
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| Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:13 am Post subject: |
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another typhoon is coming
(even though a first one did not come yet despite the media hype over the forecast) |
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Guri Guy
Joined: 07 Sep 2003
Location: Bamboo Island
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| Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:35 am Post subject: |
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German researchers find cure for cancer. KH headlines: Typhoon approaching the peninsula.
Chinese land first panda on the moon. KH Headlines: Japanese want to name a sandpile on the ocean floor near Dok-do.
Bush resigns amid growing scandals. KH Headlines. Uri Party loses dog catcher election on an obsure island with 7 inhabitants.
Massive tsunami wipes out Java. 100 million dead. KH Headlines: Korean golfer wins another LPGA tournament.
Radioactivity in Taejon water supply traced to research institute's poor disposal methods--they pour it down the drain. KH Headlines: US Army dumps 6 quarts of formaldehyde in the Han River. |
Sheer brilliance and oh so true. Korea really is the center of the universe. Made my day.  |
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