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ddeubel



Joined: 20 Jul 2005

PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 8:54 am    Post subject: Harper's Index Reply with quote

Once a month I sit on my toilet and have a good bowel movement while drinking my extra strong coffee and reading Harper's Index.....

I thought I'd make a post here and post the Index each month....for those others to read and in an effort to help promote good digestion and shit detection.....

DD

Harper's Index

SourcesPercentage of Americans who say they support air strikes against Iran �if diplomacy fails�: 51[Fox News Poll (N.Y.C.)]

Percentage of Iraqis who say they approve of insurgent attacks on U.S.-led forces: 47[Program on International Policy Attitudes (Washington)]

Percentage who approve of attacks on Iraqi security forces: 7[Program on International Policy Attitudes (Washington)]

Minimum number of times that U.S. forces have kidnapped the wives of suspected Iraqi insurgents: 2[American Civil Liberties Union (N.Y.C.)]

Number of U.S. veterans who have been denied Veterans Administration health care since 2003: 263,257[U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs]

Estimated ratio this year of the U.S. defense budget to that of the rest of the world combined: 1:1 (see page 45)[Stockholm International Peace Research Institute]

Percentage of Americans who say they trust the military, the presidency, and Congress, respectively: 74, 44, 22[The Gallup Poll (Princeton, N.J.)]

Rank of the National Security Agency among top U.S. employers of mathematicians: 1[American Mathematical Society (Providence, R.I.)]

Chance that an American believes his or her phone has been tapped by the federal government: 1 in 5[Ponemon Institute, LLC (Elk Rapids, Mich.)]

Cost of a U.S. pilot project in a New Jersey school to use an eye scanner to identify all adults who enter: $369,000[Hewlett-Packard (N.Y.C.)]

Number of adults each student can have approved in the system: 4[Hewlett-Packard (N.Y.C.)]

Price for which companies can purchase the personal data of all Minnesota drivers�-license holders from the state: $1,500[Minnesota Department of Public Safety (St. Paul)]

Estimated number that have bought the data so far: 800[Minnesota Department of Public Safety (St. Paul)]

Rank of Wal-Mart and Target, respectively, among the top online retailers of 2005: 3, 4[comScore Networks, Inc. (Chicago)]

Amount by which Americans� total spending last year exceeded their earnings: $41,600,000,000[U.S. Bureau of Economic Analysis]

Last year in which spending outstripped earnings: 1933[U.S. Bureau of Economic Analysis]

Estimated labor cost of complying with the U.S. tax code each year, expressed as a percentage of U.S. tax receipts: 22[Tax Foundation (Washington)]

Percentage of Estonians who file their tax returns online: 75[Estonian Tax and Customs Board (Tallinn)]

Pounds of radioactive produce grown near Chernobyl that were confiscated in Moscow markets last year: 1,820[Radon (Moscow)]

Number of consecutive decades that the amount of sunlight in China has declined: 5[Yun Qian, Pacific Northwest National Laboratory (Richland, Wash.)]

Estimated number of North Korean‒produced counterfeit $100 �supernotes� discovered worldwide since 1989: 500,000[U.S. Secret Service]

Number of tunnels that have been discovered under the U.S.‒Mexico border since 2001: 34[U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration]

Number under the U.S.‒Canada border: 1[U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration]

Percentage of Canadians who say that immigrants are a �good influence� on their nation: 77[Pew Research Center for the People and the Press (Washington)]

Percentage of Americans and Germans, respectively, who say this: 49, 35[Pew Research Center for the People and the Press (Washington)]

Chance that a Western European believes 2006 will be better than 2005: 1 in 3[Gallup International (London)]

Chance that an African believes this: 1 in 2[Gallup International (London)]

Portion of the grants in President Bush�s $415 billion AIDS initiative that has gone to religious groups: 1/4[The President�s Emergency Plan for AIDS Relief (Washington)]

Ratio, in the United States, of antiabortion �pregnancy centers� to abortion clinics: 6:1[Heartbeat International (Columbus, Ohio)/Stanley K. Hensh, Alan Guttmacher Institute (N.Y.C.)]

Number of glasses of wine or sherry that seventeen homeless alcoholics were allowed daily, in a Canadian study: 15[Jeffrey Turnbull, Ottawa Hospital]

Number of the participants who reduced their alcohol intake, quit the study, or died, respectively: 11, 3, 3[Jeffrey Turnbull, Ottawa Hospital]

Number of dogs that a California clinic trained to diagnose cancer by sniffing patients� breath: 5[Nicholas Broffman, Pine Street Foundation (San Anselmo, Calif.)]

Percentage of lung- and breast-cancer cases that they accurately detect, respectively: 99, 88[Nicholas Broffman, Pine Street Foundation (San Anselmo, Calif.)]

Percentage of breast-cancer cases that are detectable by mammogram: 85[Carol Lee, Yale School of Medicine (New Haven, Conn.)]

Chance that a passenger on a flight of two and a half hours or longer will have a cold within a week: 1 in 5[Martin B. Hocking, University of Victoria (British Columbia)]

Percentage of U.S. couples who regularly sleep in separate beds: 23[National Sleep Foundation (Washington)]

Percentage of U.S. adults in 1985 who said they found overweight people less attractive than others: 55[NPD Group (Port Washington, N.Y.)]

Percentage who said this last year: 24[NPD Group (Port Washington, N.Y.)]

Estimated number of Marshmallow Peeps that will be consumed around Easter this month: 800,000,000[Just Born, Inc. (Bethlehem, Penn.)]

Estimated number of pigs who died to make them: 125,000
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Ya-ta Boy



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994

PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 1:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
Once a month I sit on my toilet and have a good bowel movement


Perhaps once a month is not often enough.
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ddeubel



Joined: 20 Jul 2005

PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 1:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
Once a month I sit on my toilet and have a good bowel movement


Perhaps once a month is not often enough.


Once a month is good enough. To quote Nietzsche, "those who think well suffer from good digestion." A slow metabolism or a full belly are the enemies of intelligence.................

I also know how to flush......

DD
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desultude



Joined: 15 Jan 2003
Location: Dangling my toes in the Persian Gulf

PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks! I love the list.

There is pig in marshmallow peeps!?! Shocked

I find that strangely the most disturbing thing on the list. Confused
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ddeubel



Joined: 20 Jul 2005

PostPosted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The latest index.......

Please feel free to comment on any that particularly startle, regal or confuse you....

My fav. this time is about the middle school teacher charging a buck if a student wished to be excused from the class......

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Harper's Index for June 2006
Posted on Monday, July 10, 2006.

SourcesYear that a signboard tallying the U.S. national debt was erected near Times Square: 1989[Douglas Durst (N.Y.C.)]

Year in which it is expected to run out of digits: 2007[Douglas Durst (N.Y.C.)]

Percentage change in U.S. discretionary spending during the first five years of George W. Bush's presidency: +35[V�ronique de Rugy, American Enterprise Institute (Washington)]

Percentage change during Lyndon Johnson's and Bill Clinton's first five years, respectively: +25, ‒8[V�ronique de Rugy, American Enterprise Institute (Washington)]

Ratio of the average manufacturing wage in the United States to that in Mexico, before NAFTA took effect in 1994: 6:1[U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics]

Ratio today: 8:1[U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics]

Estimated number of illegal Irish immigrants in the United States: 25,000[Consulate General of Ireland (N.Y.C.)]

Percentage change since 1960 in the per-capita U.S. consumption of fresh potatoes: ‒43[U.S. Department of Agriculture]

Percentage change in per-capita consumption of processed potatoes: +247[U.S. Department of Agriculture]

Average number of calories of oil that are used to make each calorie of food Americans eat: 7[University of Michigan Center for Sustainable Systems (Ann Arbor)]

Length, in miles, of a barrier that Saudi Arabia has proposed to build in order to seal its border with Iraq: 560[Middle East Economic Digest (London)]

Number of electronically controlled gates that would be placed along its length: 135[Middle East Economic Digest (London)]

Minimum number of Iraqis displaced by sectarian violence since February: 65,000[Ministry of Displacement and Migration (Baghdad)]

Days after her coronation in April that an Iraqi beauty queen resigned, citing death threats: 4[Talat Model Management (Baghdad)]

Factor by which the number of Iraqis imprisoned now exceeds the number at the time of the Abu Ghraib scandal: 2[Task Force 134, Multi-National Force‒Iraq (Baghdad)]

Chances that a U.S. federal judge has requested a government-supplied home security system since May 2005: 3 in 4[U.S. Marshals Service (Washington)]

Chances that a U.S. commuter both lives and works in a suburb: 2 in 5[U.S. Census Bureau]

Percentage change since 1990 in the number of Americans who describe themselves as �nonreligious�: +106[The Graduate Center of the City University of New York]

Percentage of U.S. abortions in 1973 and 2002, respectively, that took place in the first trimester: 38, 61[Guttmacher Institute (N.Y.C)]

Estimated percentage of women in U.S. prisons or jails who are single mothers: 77[U.S. Bureau of Justice Statistics]

Chance since 2001 that a criminal case in U.S. District Court in Washington, D.C., has been tried off the docket: 1 in 6[The Reporters Committee for Freedom of the Press (Arlington, Va.)]

Number of state laws enacted since September 2001 that restrict access to information: 616[Associated Press (N.Y.C.)]

Number that broaden access: 284[Associated Press (N.Y.C.)]

Number of CIA employees that the Chicago Tribune was able to identify in March through online databases: 2,653[John Crewdson, Chicago Tribune (Washington)]

Number of CIA workplaces it located: 24[John Crewdson, Chicago Tribune (Washington)]

Estimated number of fake blogs created every day by websites to improve their rankings in search-engine results: 6,750[Technorati (San Francisco)]

Price for which China will rent out Beijing's Great Hall of the People: $12,000[Administrative Bureau of the Great Hall of the People (Beijing)]

Percentage of Chinese who say the free market is �the best system on which to base the future of the world�: 74[The Program on International Policy Attitudes (Washington)]

Percentage of the French who say this: 36[The Program on International Policy Attitudes (Washington)]

Chance that an American says he or she views France as a U.S. ally: 1 in 6[Rasmussen Reports (Ocean Grove, N.J.)]

Chances that an American says he or she uses the word �*beep*�: 2 in 3[Associated Press‒Ipsos Poll (Washington)]

Percentage of U.S. public-radio stations' funding in 1980 and 2004, respectively, that came from businesses: 8, 18[Station Resource Group (Takoma Park, Md.)]

Percentage that came from the federal government: 33, 11[Station Resource Group (Takoma Park, Md.)]

Factor by which total U.S. student loans from private lenders last year exceeded the amount in 1995: 10[Sandy Baum, College Board (Washington)]

Minimum amount that a Massachusetts special-ed teacher received in donations from 2003 to 2005 by faking cancer: $35,000[Bristol County District Attorney's Office (New Bedford, Mass.)]

Fee for which a Florida middle-school gym teacher allowed students to skip class, before he was fired in January: $1[Escambia County Sheriff's Office (Pensacola, Fla.)]

Years that his predecessor had operated under the same policy: 1[Escambia County Sheriff's Office (Pensacola, Fla.)]

Amount a Pennsylvania T-ball coach paid a player last year to hit an autistic teammate with a ball: $25[Fayette County District Court (Uniontown, Penn.)]

Ratio of negative portrayals of teachers on U.S. children's TV shows to positive portrayals: 3:1[Parents Television Council (Los Angeles)]

Ratio for portrayals of adults in general: 10:1[Parents Television Council (Los Angeles)]
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nene



Joined: 11 Jun 2005
Location: Samcheok, Gangwon-do

PostPosted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 1:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Harper's Index is one of my favorite reads... I delight in it once a month too. "Findings" at the other end of the magazine comes in a close second.

My favorite from June is: Estimated percentage of women in U.S. prisons or jails who are single mothers: 77

That's gonna yield a lot of kids in the same prisons in a few years.... what a business it is!
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nene



Joined: 11 Jun 2005
Location: Samcheok, Gangwon-do

PostPosted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 1:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ddeubel - That a great picture you've linked to in your signature.... It's from Harper's, right? I remember staring at it for like 5 minutes when I first saw it.... can you get the pic to show up instead of the link?
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Nambucaveman



Joined: 03 Aug 2006

PostPosted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 5:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Amount a Pennsylvania T-ball coach paid a player last year to hit an autistic teammate with a ball: $25[Fayette County District Court (Uniontown, Penn.)]


That's terrible!
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ddeubel



Joined: 20 Jul 2005

PostPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
ddeubel - That a great picture you've linked to in your signature.... It's from Harper's, right? I remember staring at it for like 5 minutes when I first saw it.... can you get the pic to show up instead of the link?


Yeah, it is a great pic. Very old believe it or not. I will try and get it to show or when I'm able, post and then link to it from my own website....

Cheers,

DD
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