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Czarjorge · Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 1:42 am Post subject: Defeat the Dragon Game.

I'm not much with the intertocity until recently, but I'm loving these games. While putzing around at NaNoWriMo I found this one...

The rules are as follows: you take the items given to you, and complete your challenge. The first person has a coat hanger and a can of Spam and must defeat a dragon. Once they have completed that in whatever way they can think of, they come up with new items and a new challenge for whoever goes next. So...

You have a coat hanger and a can of Spam. Defeat the dragon.

Czarjorge · Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:02 pm Post subject:

Really, no one? I loved this one. So...

I would lure the dragon with the sweet smells of cooking spam. It would be an ambush, as I would be hiding, ready to jump onto the dragon while he stuffs his face with Spam. I would hook the hanger through the dragon's nose, using it as reins, riding him until I broke his spirit. We would then fly off to terrorize local villagers.

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Nowhere Man · Joined: 08 Feb 2004

I'd put on the pants, stuff the pumpkin down the front, and then kick his ass so bad he'd have to go hide in his undisclosed location.
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ernie · Joined: 05 Aug 2006 Location: asdfghjk

first, i'd put the hanger outside in the rain.
then, i'd give the spam to the dragon as a gift, we'd become friends, then i'd accidentally kill him by poking him up the bum with the rusty hanger, like any good chin-gu would do...

next challenge please

Rapacious Mr. Batstove · Joined: 26 Jan 2007 Location: Central Areola

yawarakaijin · Joined: 08 Aug 2006

Katchafire · Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:11 pm Post subject: Re: ...

Czarjorge · Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:27 pm Post subject:

I would parachute into Afghanistan dressed as Paris Hilton, using the tulip and the chihuahua as props. I would be taken before Ahmadinejad at a press conference, so he could gloat over me as a symbol of Western corruption and unadulterated oppulence. I would hand him the dog as a gesture of obeisance. Once he took the dog I would trigger the bomb I had hidden inside it, killing the puppy and Ahmadinejad.

That chihuahua would be remembered as a hero.

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yawarakaijin · Joined: 08 Aug 2006

Czarjorge · Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 1:48 am Post subject:

I would throw the wet toilet paper away and eat the gummi bear. King Jong Il was already defeated by the Matt and Trey.

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