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flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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 Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:51 pm Post subject: The First Annual *beep* With Jinju-a-Thon |
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Hiya folks.
First, I invite you to go here, to read up on what I am talking about.
Well, I threw out the idea of somebody changing everyone's avatars to the sexy, slinky, Jessica Alba striptease brought to us by Herr Doktor Troll Bait but rather than force that on anyone, I instead ask you to, in the spirit of the anti-boycott suggested in the Harlem/NB thread, at sometime over the next 24-48 hours change your avatar temporarily to the slinkiness in question. (Concept courtesy of coldcrush.)
Now, I know many of us are quite attached to our avatars, but let's give our favorite misanthropic misogynist(and whatever's in between!!) a little eye candy viewing pleasure and hopefully break his nasty little habit of calling "Tranny!!" every time he sees a woman who intimidates his little gochu into crawling back up into his pelvic cavity.
Boy, girls and the gender inspecific(or generously replete): all are welcome. Just change your avatar as I have and post in this thread to show your support for:
The First Annual *beep* With Jinju-a-Thon!!!
(I bet this gets more support than "no emoticon day"...)
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Signatures are acceptable as well. And if you are just too damn attached to your avatar, pasting Jess into the body of a post in this thread to show your support will equate to a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree... |
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gang ah jee
Joined: 14 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:23 pm Post subject: |
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| And if Jessica Alba is a tranny, what of it? |
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flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:25 pm Post subject: |
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| gang ah jee wrote: |
| And if Jessica Alba is a tranny, what of it? |
DUDE.
You don't even have an avatar. Show some love.
(Although the post is quite good. Arigato.)
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I was too fast. Nice work, Mr. Gang.
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More reasons to love Jessica:
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| Alba revealed that she envisions a much older man as her ideal partner, having made references to "Morgan Freeman, Sean Connery, Robert Redford, and Michael Caine. "I have this thing for older men. They've been around and know so much." |
Look closely, Jinju, look real close-like.
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peony
Joined: 30 Mar 2005
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| Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:36 pm Post subject: |
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| oh alright, i have no idea of the thing going on between jinju and flotsam but she is one sexy little thing aint she |
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gang ah jee
Joined: 14 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:38 pm Post subject: |
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It turns out that the those in the internet know keep their avatars in their signatures these days.
Anyway, this is how I imagine jinju.
"Jessica Alba is a tranny" |
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flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:40 pm Post subject: |
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Dear lord.  |
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gang ah jee
Joined: 14 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:21 pm Post subject: |
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Sloganizer just came up with "Jessica Alba Inside You".
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flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:26 pm Post subject: |
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| gang ah jee wrote: |
Sloganizer just came up with "Jessica Alba Inside You".
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As I read this, it stated: "Jessica Alba Extra Dry."
Is he on to something? |
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huffdaddy
Joined: 25 Nov 2005
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| Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:42 pm Post subject: |
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Why not combine threads?
Here she is playing the sport of golf -
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Moldy Rutabaga
Joined: 01 Jul 2003
Location: Ansan, Korea
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| Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 7:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Sloganizer just came up with "Jessica Alba Inside You". |
Really, wouldn't everyone prefer "Inside Jessica Alb... whoops, I better not print that... 
Ken:> |
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bosintang
Joined: 01 Dec 2003
Location: In the pot with the rest of the mutts
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| Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 7:06 pm Post subject: |
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 Hahaha, I'm crying here.
Alba is so beautiful that even if he was a man and still had his *beep* attached, I'd make an exception.
Jinju: This was just a carefully crafted troll to get us all to post pics of her, wasn't it? 
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flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 7:13 pm Post subject: |
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| Moldy Rutabaga wrote: |
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| Sloganizer just came up with "Jessica Alba Inside You". |
Really, wouldn't everyone prefer "Inside Jessica Alb... whoops, I better not print that...
Ken:> |
Oi.
At least put a photo in the post. Chop-chop. |
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gang ah jee
Joined: 14 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 7:15 pm Post subject: |
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| "With a name like Jessica Alba it has to be good" |
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bosintang
Joined: 01 Dec 2003
Location: In the pot with the rest of the mutts
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| Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 7:26 pm Post subject: |
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"Jessica Alba, created by nature."
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib
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| Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:19 pm Post subject: |
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Sorry if that grossed anyone out. |
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