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otis · Joined: 02 Jun 2006

I just read a couple of threads about guys being attacked.

And I would just like to say I've been attacked in Korea by Koreans, and I usually found it somewhat pleasurable. Something I could tell the grand kids.

One time, I was roughed up for rubbing a man on the head. I was drunk. Four men grabbed me and dragged me down a flight of stairs. They then pushed me against a car.

I tried to fight back, but I was too drunk. They simply kept kicking my feet out from under me. And I'd plop to the pavement.

After five times, I whipped it out and proceeded to urinate while lying on my side. They immediately left.

I've also been roughed up in pojon-machas. I liked that, too.

If you have any plans to get beaten-up this year, Koreans are your best bet. They almost make it enjoyable.

VanIslander · Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:04 am Post subject:

yesnoyesyesno · Joined: 28 Jan 2006

i once got nearly attacked by this huge korean guy walking in the pouring rain with no umbrella. this dude was huge and he had no umbrella and he was shouting like a madman, i saw him coming and he saw me and he came at me shouting about to steal my umbrella from me, so i snatched it away and pointed and said "GET OUT OF HERE!" "KEEP WALKING!" and he stood there angry for a while and kept walking in the rain. if he did attack me i would probably have used my umbrella as a weapon, dude was like twice my size. it was an interesting scene

gang ah jee · Joined: 14 Jan 2003 Location: city of paper

Apparently I got in a fight with some Korean dudes outside matmata in Hongdae once and completely forgot about it before waking up the next day. I remember realising that I was too drunk and that I had better head home, then I remember getting home (I lived like two minutes away), but don't remember what happened in between.

So I woke up the next day all bruised up, with a partial black eye, and figured that, well, I must have slipped on the stairs on my way home. The next day I went back to New Zealand for a couple of weeks and forgot about the whole thing.

Getting back to Korea, it got to saturday night, I went to matmata, and the guys on the door gave me a warning that if I got in any more fights outside the club I was going to be banned. Of course, I didn't believe them that I had been fighting. They filled me in on some of the details - apparently I started it, and apparently I lost. And that's the time that i had a fight with some Korean dudes and forgot about it.

This was in 2003.

Well, it's an otis thread. It sort of feels like an otis story to me.

djsmnc · Joined: 20 Jan 2003 Location: Dave's ESL Cafe

One time I woke up and my bunghole really hurt, but I had eaten TGIFriday's spaghetti the day before. It was more of a burning sensation.

otis · Joined: 02 Jun 2006

Imbroglio · Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:18 am Post subject:

I beat up a truck driver and stuffed him head first into a washing machine on a showroom floor because he ran over my scooter (on a sidewalk) and didn't stop to apoplogize. It was one on one.

I wouldn't do it again. Since this is confession time, I figured I'd better come clean.