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coolsage
Joined: 28 Jan 2003
Location: The overcast afternoon of the soul
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 Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:30 pm Post subject: CONTEST! What's the worst meal you ate as a student? |
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| It's time to step up and confess. Was it coffee-mate sandwiches? Did you ever snare pigeons on the ledge of your crappy apartment? Or did you ever prepare pancakes made with water, because you had no milk, and fried in mayonnaise, because you had no oil? Submit your entries here. I'll award the winner with a month's supply of ramyon. This offer is only good until Chuseok, so act now! |
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waggo
Joined: 18 May 2003
Location: pusan baby!
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| Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:30 pm Post subject: |
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That would be the day after a party at my house......
Powdered mashed potato in cold water.
and it was washed down with half a can of flat pepsi left over from the previous night which somebody had used as an ashtray. |
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SuperHero
Joined: 10 Dec 2003
Location: Superhero Hideout
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| Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 1:55 am Post subject: |
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| kraft dinner breakfast, lunch, and dinner for 3 days. |
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gang ah jee
Joined: 14 Jan 2003
Location: city of paper
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| Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:13 am Post subject: |
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Once as a student I got so hungry that I went to where the hare krishnas are and sat through a service, chanting and dancing so I could partake of the free meal afterwards. Instead of delicious Indian food they served vegetarian lasagne.
With my integrity compromised, I tasted disappointment on that day. |
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coolsage
Joined: 28 Jan 2003
Location: The overcast afternoon of the soul
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| Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:38 am Post subject: |
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| With my integrity compromised, I tasted disappointment on that day. (That's an excellent line. Is that your own? Keep 'em coming, folks!) |
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SarcasmKills
Joined: 07 Apr 2003
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:55 am Post subject: |
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- Uncooked Campbell's Cream of Mushroom Soup with uncooked Mr. Noodle ramyen thrown in for texture.
- Uncooked ramyen wrapped in Processed Cheese slices
- Ranch Dressing sandwiches
- dried Ramyen with ketchup or whatever condiment we had in the fridge |
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djsmnc
Joined: 20 Jan 2003
Location: Dave's ESL Cafe
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| Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:20 am Post subject: |
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| Yeah, I'd have to say dried Ramen noodles, though the WORST was when I actually DID have money and went to the school cafeteria one time. They were serving "burritos" that were actually tortillas with stringy beef and ketchup in them. |
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VanIslander
Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!
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| Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:24 am Post subject: |
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gang ah jee
Joined: 14 Jan 2003
Location: city of paper
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| Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:27 am Post subject: |
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| coolsage wrote: |
| With my integrity compromised, I tasted disappointment on that day. (That's an excellent line. Is that your own? Keep 'em coming, folks!) |
Yes, those are my words. I even googled them to make sure.
It was terrible though. I was willing to subject myself to their lunacy but for curry and samosas alone. Instead, the meal that I recieved, though sustaining, was as ashes in my mouth. |
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Hollywoodaction
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
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| Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:38 am Post subject: |
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| Whatever was being served at the cafeteria. |
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Corporal
Joined: 25 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:30 am Post subject: |
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| VanIslander wrote: |
My father taught me, "If you don't have, do without", a principle tested to its limit then. Have had an emergency slush fund of savings ever since. |
My father taught me, "If you don't have, call me." |
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Julius
Joined: 27 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:37 am Post subject: |
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| Corn flakes mixed with water. |
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Hyalucent
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: British North America
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| Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:15 am Post subject: |
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Vodka Caserole
1 package of Mr. Noodles, crushed
1 can of KAM (substitute SPAM)
ketchup for flavour
2 cups of vodka (fresh off the Russian fishing boats)
Prepared in a microwave. |
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gang ah jee
Joined: 14 Jan 2003
Location: city of paper
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| Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:22 am Post subject: |
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| Hyalucent wrote: |
Vodka Caserole
1 package of Mr. Noodles, crushed
1 can of KAM (substitute SPAM)
ketchup for flavour
2 cups of vodka (fresh off the Russian fishing boats)
Prepared in a microwave. |
Why the vodka? This recipe makes no sense.
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Hyalucent
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: British North America
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| Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:26 am Post subject: |
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| gang ah jee wrote: |
Why the vodka? This recipe makes no sense. |
If I remember the reason, we added it to the food because if we just drank it on its own, we'd seem like alcoholics. But then again, I'm pretty sure we were already drunk at the time. |
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