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charliec



Joined: 13 Sep 2006

PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:58 am    Post subject: Gang Bang at the Burger King Reply with quote

Not really.

I went to Burger King. I had to use the bathroom.

Some guy was doing his girlfriend. It was distrubing.
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Swiss James



Joined: 26 Nov 2003
Location: Shanghai

PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Disturbing eh? Well listening to you pee whilst I was trying to get off was no Vladnik carnival either buddy.
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animalbirdfish



Joined: 04 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:13 am    Post subject: Re: Gang Bang at the Burger King Reply with quote

charliec wrote:
Not really.


You could've changed all that. I bet you could've pushed Swiss James - or the girl - out of the way. Your choice.
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gang ah jee



Joined: 14 Jan 2003
Location: city of paper

PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds like it was a pretty small gang.
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mindmetoo



Joined: 02 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My friend, her apartment is right next to a love motel. She finds it difficult to leave her window open at night as it's the constant sound of married people (but not to each other) shaggin'.

I tell her she should sell admission to her place to the male teachers.
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otis



Joined: 02 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gang-bang at the Burger King?

That's nothing.

You should have seen the orgy at the KFC.
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kimchikowboy



Joined: 24 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You should have seen the orgy at the KFC.


All legs and bre asts and thighs and... wings...
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periwinkle



Joined: 08 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I waited to use the ladies' room at the BK in Itaewon once, and I waited forever. Finally, this Nigerian DUDE comes out and flees the restroom. I walked into the stall, and turned right around and promptly left the restaurant. The smell was so bad I decided I didn't have go anymore Shocked
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djsmnc



Joined: 20 Jan 2003
Location: Dave's ESL Cafe

PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:52 pm    Post subject: Re: Gang Bang at the Burger King Reply with quote

charliec wrote:
Not really.

I went to Burger King. I had to use the bathroom.

Some guy was doing his girlfriend. It was distrubing.


Probably like what I did with my girlfriend on a long distance bus from Seoul to Kyungsan province...
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animalbirdfish



Joined: 04 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:39 pm    Post subject: Re: Gang Bang at the Burger King Reply with quote

djsmnc wrote:
charliec wrote:
Not really.

I went to Burger King. I had to use the bathroom.

Some guy was doing his girlfriend. It was distrubing.


Probably like what I did with my girlfriend on a long distance bus from Seoul to Kyungsan province...


What, eat hamburgers? Use the bathroom? C'mon, what'd you do?
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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

kimchikowboy wrote:
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You should have seen the orgy at the KFC.


All legs and bre asts and thighs and... wings...


This week a couple of my rather shy adjoshi students (adult evening class) asked me what "white meat" and "dark meat" meant during our lesson on food.

I explained about chicken breas ts and legs, and patted my upper chest, and waggled my bare shin as I spoke.

The look they gave me was priceless-- it was a sort of mortification, pleading "teacher, don't ever do that again."

I tried to beam back apologies, girlish modesty and simultaneous cluelessness, and have no idea how I might have managed it.

The next students to ask me the same question got a diagram on the board instead. (Of a chicken, not a sexy teacher.)_
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manlyboy



Joined: 01 Aug 2004
Location: Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia

PostPosted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're just disturbed 'cause I had a whopper and you've only got a junior veggie burger. Wink
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ShaneM



Joined: 03 Feb 2005

PostPosted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I also live right next to a love motel and get to hear the wonderful sounds of lovemaking on a regular basis. This one has 40" flatscreen TVs so I also get to see a lot of that quality K-porn. Rolling Eyes
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Hollywoodaction



Joined: 02 Jul 2004

PostPosted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 6:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

kermo wrote:
kimchikowboy wrote:
Quote:
You should have seen the orgy at the KFC.


All legs and bre asts and thighs and... wings...


This week a couple of my rather shy adjoshi students (adult evening class) asked me what "white meat" and "dark meat" meant during our lesson on food.

I explained about chicken breas ts and legs, and patted my upper chest, and waggled my bare shin as I spoke.

The look they gave me was priceless-- it was a sort of mortification, pleading "teacher, don't ever do that again."

I tried to beam back apologies, girlish modesty and simultaneous cluelessness, and have no idea how I might have managed it.

The next students to ask me the same question got a diagram on the board instead. (Of a chicken, not a sexy teacher.)_


Just for the fun of it, you should have also explained the colloquial meaning of dark meat and white meat? Laughing
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cdninkorea



Joined: 27 Jan 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 7:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

kermo wrote:

This week a couple of my rather shy adjoshi students (adult evening class) asked me what "white meat" and "dark meat" meant during our lesson on food.

I explained about chicken breas ts and legs, and patted my upper chest, and waggled my bare shin as I spoke.

The look they gave me was priceless-- it was a sort of mortification, pleading "teacher, don't ever do that again."

I tried to beam back apologies, girlish modesty and simultaneous cluelessness, and have no idea how I might have managed it.

The next students to ask me the same question got a diagram on the board instead. (Of a chicken, not a sexy teacher.)_


Haha! Funny stuff!
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