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charliec
Joined: 13 Sep 2006
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:58 am Post subject: Gang Bang at the Burger King |
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Not really.
I went to Burger King. I had to use the bathroom.
Some guy was doing his girlfriend. It was distrubing. |
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Swiss James

Joined: 26 Nov 2003 Location: Shanghai
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:01 am Post subject: |
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Disturbing eh? Well listening to you pee whilst I was trying to get off was no Vladnik carnival either buddy. |
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animalbirdfish
Joined: 04 Feb 2004
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:13 am Post subject: Re: Gang Bang at the Burger King |
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charliec wrote: |
Not really.
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You could've changed all that. I bet you could've pushed Swiss James - or the girl - out of the way. Your choice. |
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gang ah jee

Joined: 14 Jan 2003 Location: city of paper
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:27 am Post subject: |
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Sounds like it was a pretty small gang. |
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:08 am Post subject: |
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My friend, her apartment is right next to a love motel. She finds it difficult to leave her window open at night as it's the constant sound of married people (but not to each other) shaggin'.
I tell her she should sell admission to her place to the male teachers. |
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otis

Joined: 02 Jun 2006
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:50 pm Post subject: |
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Gang-bang at the Burger King?
That's nothing.
You should have seen the orgy at the KFC. |
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kimchikowboy

Joined: 24 Jan 2003
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:25 pm Post subject: |
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You should have seen the orgy at the KFC. |
All legs and bre asts and thighs and... wings... |
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periwinkle
Joined: 08 Feb 2003
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:34 pm Post subject: |
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I waited to use the ladies' room at the BK in Itaewon once, and I waited forever. Finally, this Nigerian DUDE comes out and flees the restroom. I walked into the stall, and turned right around and promptly left the restaurant. The smell was so bad I decided I didn't have go anymore  |
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djsmnc

Joined: 20 Jan 2003 Location: Dave's ESL Cafe
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:52 pm Post subject: Re: Gang Bang at the Burger King |
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charliec wrote: |
Not really.
I went to Burger King. I had to use the bathroom.
Some guy was doing his girlfriend. It was distrubing. |
Probably like what I did with my girlfriend on a long distance bus from Seoul to Kyungsan province... |
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animalbirdfish
Joined: 04 Feb 2004
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:39 pm Post subject: Re: Gang Bang at the Burger King |
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djsmnc wrote: |
charliec wrote: |
Not really.
I went to Burger King. I had to use the bathroom.
Some guy was doing his girlfriend. It was distrubing. |
Probably like what I did with my girlfriend on a long distance bus from Seoul to Kyungsan province... |
What, eat hamburgers? Use the bathroom? C'mon, what'd you do? |
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kermo

Joined: 01 Sep 2004 Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:37 pm Post subject: |
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kimchikowboy wrote: |
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You should have seen the orgy at the KFC. |
All legs and bre asts and thighs and... wings... |
This week a couple of my rather shy adjoshi students (adult evening class) asked me what "white meat" and "dark meat" meant during our lesson on food.
I explained about chicken breas ts and legs, and patted my upper chest, and waggled my bare shin as I spoke.
The look they gave me was priceless-- it was a sort of mortification, pleading "teacher, don't ever do that again."
I tried to beam back apologies, girlish modesty and simultaneous cluelessness, and have no idea how I might have managed it.
The next students to ask me the same question got a diagram on the board instead. (Of a chicken, not a sexy teacher.)_ |
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manlyboy

Joined: 01 Aug 2004 Location: Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:19 am Post subject: |
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You're just disturbed 'cause I had a whopper and you've only got a junior veggie burger.  |
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ShaneM
Joined: 03 Feb 2005
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:34 pm Post subject: |
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I also live right next to a love motel and get to hear the wonderful sounds of lovemaking on a regular basis. This one has 40" flatscreen TVs so I also get to see a lot of that quality K-porn.  |
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Hollywoodaction
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 6:56 pm Post subject: |
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kermo wrote: |
kimchikowboy wrote: |
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You should have seen the orgy at the KFC. |
All legs and bre asts and thighs and... wings... |
This week a couple of my rather shy adjoshi students (adult evening class) asked me what "white meat" and "dark meat" meant during our lesson on food.
I explained about chicken breas ts and legs, and patted my upper chest, and waggled my bare shin as I spoke.
The look they gave me was priceless-- it was a sort of mortification, pleading "teacher, don't ever do that again."
I tried to beam back apologies, girlish modesty and simultaneous cluelessness, and have no idea how I might have managed it.
The next students to ask me the same question got a diagram on the board instead. (Of a chicken, not a sexy teacher.)_ |
Just for the fun of it, you should have also explained the colloquial meaning of dark meat and white meat?  |
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cdninkorea

Joined: 27 Jan 2006 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 7:44 pm Post subject: |
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kermo wrote: |
This week a couple of my rather shy adjoshi students (adult evening class) asked me what "white meat" and "dark meat" meant during our lesson on food.
I explained about chicken breas ts and legs, and patted my upper chest, and waggled my bare shin as I spoke.
The look they gave me was priceless-- it was a sort of mortification, pleading "teacher, don't ever do that again."
I tried to beam back apologies, girlish modesty and simultaneous cluelessness, and have no idea how I might have managed it.
The next students to ask me the same question got a diagram on the board instead. (Of a chicken, not a sexy teacher.)_ |
Haha! Funny stuff! |
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