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[otis]

My favorite animals are Komodo Dragons.

I was watching some nature show, and these beasts have 10 times the testostorone of the average human male. How they measure that I don't know.

Sometimes I picture myself going into a barroom, and there's a Komodo Dragon sitting in the corner.

Our eyes meet.

He says, "You looking at something, brough?"

I lower my eyes. "I don't want any trouble, man."

He says, "Then you best step back, brough."

I say, "It's your world."

He replies, "That's what I thought."

Come to think of it, I really don't like Komodo Dragons.

I'm changing to flamingos.

[Julius]

[Grotto]

Not just sick and injured but some stupid ones too

There was a case where a tourist decided that sleeping on the beach was the 'thing' to do....they found a few rags and a large bloodstain...not a smart move!

[Kiwi Tart]

[joyfulgirl]

isn't their bite deadly? they have so much bacteria in their mouths er something, that if they bite you, it gets infected, and you die. and then they eat you. they sorta follow you around, as you get sick and pass out and die, and then yummy lunch time.

didn't sharon stone's ex husband get bitten by one a few years ago?

[yodanole]

If you have survived Sharon Stone, There are no further terrestrial infections which might endanger you.

[sillywilly]

[Woland]

I have been to Rinca and seen Komodo dragons in the wild. Very cool creatures with long yellow tongues - probably the model for the mythological dragon.

You go to Rinca and walk up to the ranger station and they'll take you on a tour of the island, showing all kinds of wildlife, including the dragons. When my ex and I arrived, the ranger looked at us and said, "Are you here to see Komodo dragons?" We said, "Yes." And he pointed not ten feet away and said, "There's one there." A dragon was sunbathing next to the ranger station; I practically jumped out of my skin. But he explained that we weren't in any danger because it hadn't sat in the sun long enough yet to get its body temperature up to a level where it could be active. I didn't ask how he knew its body temperature to make such a confident statement, but took it on faith. Later in the day we did see ones on the move. They are quick when they get going.

[JLarter]

Ugliest creatures ever!

[Boodleheimer]

i've been told that if you're menstruating, you shouldn't go and try to see them. their sense of smell is really acute and they'll go after you like a bleeding animal (which, i guess, you are).