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Foreigners suffer from Big Mac Attacks!!

 
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billybrobby



Joined: 09 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:44 am    Post subject: Foreigners suffer from Big Mac Attacks!! Reply with quote

seriously, how many attack-related threads are we going to have? And I thought the Korean netizens acted like a bunch of spooked cattle...
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gang ah jee



Joined: 14 Jan 2003
Location: city of paper

PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

[ woman ]
Oh my God, I think I'm having a rap attack..
[ Ecstacy ]
Somebody get a doctor!
Quick, man
She's having an attack!
[ Jalil ]
She said 'rap attack', man, not 'heart attack'
[ Ecstacy ]
Oh, you mean she's alright then?
[ Jalil ]
Of course, man
You never heard of a Mr. Magic Rap Attack?
Where is this guy from, man?
[ Ecstacy ]
Oh, I heard of a heart attack or a big mac attack
But what's a rap attack?
[ Jalil ]
Come here, man, I see I'ma have to explain it to you like this
See, a rap attack means..
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Imbroglio



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: Behind the wheel of a large automobile

PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's a secret website that only some Koreans have access to where they plot these attacks. They all have those special red swingline staplers too. Some of them are named Milton.
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Natebomb



Joined: 23 May 2006

PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 10:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't wait to get over there and get attacked.
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 10:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you know how many Koreans there are at my university????

Hold me.
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Maserial



Joined: 31 Jul 2005
Location: The Web

PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

flotsam wrote:
Do you know how many Koreans there are at my university????

Hold me.


Such flaccid words belie the truth of the matter. No Korean that seeks sidewalk justice would dare mess with a man that flagrantly displays such an imposing gang symbol (and wears what looks to be a dockyard thug beanie).
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maserial wrote:
flotsam wrote:
Do you know how many Koreans there are at my university????

Hold me.


Such flaccid words belie the truth of the matter. No Korean that seeks sidewalk justice would dare mess with a man that flagrantly displays such an imposing gang symbol (and wears what looks to be a dockyard thug beanie).


Now hold still so I can headbutt you properly.
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Maserial



Joined: 31 Jul 2005
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There are no headbutts allowed on the short bus. You know that.
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Zyzyfer



Joined: 29 Jan 2003
Location: who, what, where, when, why, how?

PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

At least it's not a rat-a-tat-tat gat attack.
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ilovebdt



Joined: 03 Jun 2005
Location: Nr Seoul

PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 10:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maserial wrote:
There are no headbutts allowed on the short bus. You know that.


Ha ha Laughing
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