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[okokok]

It all happened Saturday night. We were out in a club in Hongdae which due to impending lawsuits, I am unable to name. Just me and my buddy, a couple of hot looking white guys out looking for a little fun and blowing off a little steam.
We were minding our own business just sitting in a dark and dank booth which smelled of urine, putting away a couple of frosty Hite Max. As we were chatting about current events, suddenly it seemed the lights went out. We couldn't see anything in the darkness. As our eyes adjusted, we realized that in fact the lights did not go out, but instead we were just engulfed in an enormous shadow which made only our table pitch black.
The origin of the ginormous shadow was a dark haired girl standing at the end of our table. She stood about 5'5, and easily must of been at least 280lbs. She wore jeans, a black off-the-shoulder top, and no bra. She introduced herself as Nat, a Kiwi, and forced her way into the booth next to my friend. Nat was the outgoing, energetic type it seemed as she was all over my buddy. Although my friend was three sheets to the wind, he still didn't quite have the correct prescription in his beer goggles yet to welcome her advances. It was too early in the night for that. Nat was talking a mile a minute and she had no apprehension about touching my pal. In fact, she often grabbed his arm and eventually rested her hand in his lap.
My comrade has always been the polite type, usually unable to be unfriendly to anybody. But as seconds turned into minutes, he began to perspire profusely and his face displayed a look of panic. Meanwhile, Nat had moved closer to my friend, yapping at him about who knows what and rarely even pausing for a breath.
My friend chugged down the last drop of his beer and slammed the empty bottle down onto the table before quickly ordering another.
This is when it all happened. As the waitress arrived to clear the table of empties, Nat insisted on being helpful and reached across the table to grab my friends empty bottle, and pass it to the waitress. I saw it all, but it was too late for me to be of any aid. As Nat aggressively reached for the bottle, her right breast leaped away from her body and smacked my buddy square in the jaw.
To me the whole thing looked to be in slow motion... and as impact was made, it literally knocked the snot out of my friend. He was down. Nat completed her task and handed the bottle to the oblivious waitress, but my buddy was hurt. He was under the table moaning and groaning. I pulled him back up only to see that the shot had made him crosseyed and woozy.
Anyways, I took him to the hospital and it looks like he's gonna be there for awhile. He got a pretty serious concussion I guess.
I really can't believe that stuff like this goes on here. I mean, this place isn't safe. Just a warning to everybody... be careful when you go out. It's all fun and games until someone gets slapped in the face with a humungous boob.

[Kimchieluver]

Danger lurks everywhere.

[jinju]

Didnt your mother warn you that wild beasts are dangerous? Hippos and elephants are deadly.

[ChuckECheese]

Wow! Pretty damned scary......

[cj1976]

i can't see what the fuss is about. Nat sounds alright to me - nothing wrong with fat love!

[Woland]

Not as good as Q's Korean girls thread.

[jinju]

[Kimchieluver]

Beauty is only a light switch away.

[Nambucaveman]

[yodanole]

OK, back to the drawing board. Or, should I say writing desk.

[red dog]