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the_beaver
Joined: 15 Jan 2003
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 Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 4:54 am Post subject: what happened to me? |
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So I went away for the summer and then I came back but I'm not sure if all of me came back.
I cleaned my house about a month ago and it's still clean and getting cleaner. I do cleaning things daily. It's strange that I can see my floor and walk across instead of hopping from spot to spot, but I seem to be okay with it.
But there's more.
I went to the store and bought some apples. There's no meat in apples. They aren't carbonated. They're fruit for *beep*'s sakes. |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 4:59 am Post subject: |
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| Didn't happen to find my belt or socks during your cleaning spree, did you, Beav? |
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the_beaver
Joined: 15 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 5:00 am Post subject: |
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| Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote: |
| Didn't happen to find my belt or socks during your cleaning spree, did you, Beav? |
A. There's only one reason your belt or socks would be at my place.
B. If that reason actually happened I'd be keeping your belt and socks for fantasizing purposes. |
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Grimalkin
Joined: 22 May 2005
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| Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 5:03 am Post subject: |
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| So I went away for the summer and then I came back but I'm not sure if all of me came back. |
Actually it sounds like more than you came back. You plus a....wife/housekeeper/tidier,heathier significant other. Are there any other indentations (apart from your own) on the pillow when you wake up in the morning? Are there bottles of make-up or lotions on your dressing table. Are there highheels in your shoe closet? Cos if there are I might be on to something.  |
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Smee
Joined: 24 Dec 2004
Location: Jeollanam-do
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| Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 5:04 am Post subject: |
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| What happens in Thailand, stays in Thailand. |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 5:26 am Post subject: |
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| So I went away for the summer and then I came back but I'm not sure if all of me came back. |
Actually it sounds like more than you came back. You plus a....wife/housekeeper/tidier,heathier significant other. Are there any other indentations (apart from your own) on the pillow when you wake up in the morning? Are there bottles of make-up or lotions on your dressing table. Are there highheels in your shoe closet? Cos if there are I might be on to something. |
The Beaver forgot which floor he lives on? |
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the_beaver
Joined: 15 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 5:51 am Post subject: |
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| Grimalkin wrote: |
| Actually it sounds like more than you came back. You plus a....wife/housekeeper/tidier,heathier significant other. Are there any other indentations (apart from your own) on the pillow when you wake up in the morning? Are there bottles of make-up or lotions on your dressing table. Are there highheels in your shoe closet? Cos if there are I might be on to something. |
That's the kicker.
I left the girlfriend in Guatemala and she's not coming back until Thursday (or Friday or Saturday or something) this week. Maybe I'll get messy again then. |
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Hanson
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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| Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 3:41 pm Post subject: |
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| I call BS on the OP. |
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