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[Big_Bird]

Top 9 Mark Foley Pick-Up Lines



Hi. I am Congressman Mark Foley of Florida and I do not approve of the following pick-up lines. However, I have used all of them at one time or another.

9. "Was your father a thief? Because baby, someone stole Scooby Doo's smile and put it right on your face."

8. "Hi my name is Mark and I have been cootie-free since before you were even born."

7. (holding a book) "I can't seem to remember what page I was on. Can I just pick up on you?"

6."If I told you you had a nice body, would you let me perform illegal, repulsive sexual acts on it?"

5. "Does your daddy own a gun?"

4. "I'll trade you this sweet-ass NAMBLA trench coat for those Yu-Gi-Oh cards."

3. "Wanna earn two days worth of lunch money the hard way?"

2. "Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just... oh, it's not? A crayon huh? Oh yeah, now I see it."

1. "What say you and I forget about all of this crazy political b.s., go halfsies on a tiger and move to Vegas?"

http://www.thenoseonyourface.com/

Not entirely hilarious...but 2 or 3 lines were rather funny.

[kimchikowboy]

Why doesn't Mark Foley use bookmarks?
























He prefers his pages bent over.