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rothkowitz · Joined: 27 Apr 2006

Had a couple knocking on my door which I recklessly opened as I'd been waiting for my delivery noodles.

The Korean guy didn't say anything but the cute girl perked up at seeing whitey.

Her:Ooooooohhhhhhhh...!!!
Me:(frowning)What?
Her:We're not Jehovas..
Me:Good.What do you want?
Her:We're Christians....(meaning,we're OK)
Me:I don't care.What do you want?
Her:We have a questionnaire.We're from Mission School.
Me:I'm busy.
Her:It's just 8 questions....(puppydog expression)
Me:Bye(Close door)
Man:Awkward giggle
Her:Awwwwww......

I don't know.Got me thinking.

If you want to reach the masses,lose the childish behaviour,sex it up and bring some noodles.Lose the guy too.

Anyhoo,their effort was pretty poor.

What would it take for you to move the pizza boxes,porn and bottles of soj' off the couch and invite them in for a chat and fill out their questionnaire?

Qinella · Joined: 25 Feb 2005 Location: the crib

What would it take? Nothing short of a blow job. And even then, it would depend on various factors. Essentially, I'd rather let a homeless drunk in my house than a door-to-door religion salesperson.

rothkowitz · Joined: 27 Apr 2006

Meggiebea · Joined: 20 Oct 2006 Location: Uijeongbu, South Korea

I would vote for NOTHING AT ALL or something comparable IF I understood your options.

periwinkle · Joined: 08 Feb 2003

If I don't know who it is, I don't open the door. Period. I know someone who did this, and the guy entered her apt. and slashed her up (this happened in Korea). If they stand out there knocking and knocking, I'll consider calling security. I don't have any tolerance for door-to-door soliciting.

Just last week I had some knocking and knocking (it was a food delivery guy). I hadn't ordered food. Sure, it was probably just a mistake, but I don't want to be naive enough to fall for any tricks.

RACETRAITOR · Joined: 24 Oct 2005 Location: Seoul, South Korea

The missionary should be female, young, and naked. Because once you join your religion, you'll probably be forbidden from having sex anymore.

billybrobby · Joined: 09 Dec 2004

i don't understand a single one of the options on that poll

edit- well, i guess i understand noodles

rothkowitz · Joined: 27 Apr 2006

Alright,to clear it up a bit.

Noodles.

"The Fall" are a UK band.

Wein,weib und gesang=wine,women and song.

Serie A is Italian football.

I guess I'm being a bit particular.

Just comes down to 1,"Bread",2,concert tickets,3,booze and chicks and 4,footie

Okey-poke?

PimpofKorea · Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:16 pm Post subject:

Wow....you people need to have a little compassion. They're just spreading the love of God to your white azz. I hope baby Jesus comes a knockin' to youse guyses door and buries his foot up your dirty white azzes.

Meggiebea · Joined: 20 Oct 2006 Location: Uijeongbu, South Korea

PimpofKorea · Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 1:59 am Post subject:

simply put.....God is the man....

uberscheisse · Joined: 02 Dec 2003 Location: japan is better than korea.

Cerebroden · Joined: 27 Dec 2006

There is a quick and easy solution to this problem.

When I first moved in to my house I used to have jehova's witnesses and religion type people knocking on my door all the time. I finally got tired of it and decided I would just let my dog answer the door.

After they met BellaDonna I haven't had a solicitation since And I've been here over a year.(aside from people sticking all types of BS ads on my door)

discostar23 · Joined: 22 Feb 2004 Location: getting the hell out of dodge

we have the "zealots" ( as we now call them) come almost every day...I always make an excuse or don't answer the door. Always women who what to ask me questions. what are the questions any way?

jaganath69 · Joined: 17 Jul 2003

We've had people force their way into our apartment when my wife was there on her own. Despite repeatedly and politely telling these missionaries that she is not of the Christian faith, they would use foot-in-the-door tactics and on one occasion, simply walked in when the door was ajar. I asked my wife to get the phone number of this first group and called them, informing them I would shoot them in the kneecaps should they force entry into my house again. This lot have never returned.