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Leg cramp of DOOM!
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 7:56 pm    Post subject: Leg cramp of DOOM! Reply with quote

You know that scene in An American Werewolf In London where David transforms into the werewolf? That's sort of how I must have sounded at 6am this morning when I woke up stretching and had the worst leg cramp I've ever felt in my life. Jesus, I haven't felt pain like that for a long, long time. My landlady -- who lives upstairs -- even came down to check on me after she heard my screaming.

(BTW, if a similar situation arises, DO NOT try to walk it off. Bad move. Trust me.)

My question is: should I see a doctor? Seriously, I can barely walk. In the pantheon of injuries, stretching while in bed has to be up there amongst the wimpiest.
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djsmnc



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha...you screamed over a cramp?
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

djsmnc wrote:
Haha...you screamed over a cramp?


A pretty major one, yes.
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djsmnc



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A real man grits his teeth and waits it out.
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laogaiguk



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

djsmnc wrote:
A real man grits his teeth and waits it out.


No, a real man walks around and works the muscle Smile
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djsmnc



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, that works too!
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

laogaiguk wrote:
djsmnc wrote:
A real man grits his teeth and waits it out.


No, a real man walks around and works the muscle Smile


I tried that and it made things worse.

BTW, I normally would have ridden it out, but this was an awakening of the uncouth variety. Rude, some might even say.
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djsmnc



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Try this OP:

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laogaiguk



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote:
laogaiguk wrote:
djsmnc wrote:
A real man grits his teeth and waits it out.


No, a real man walks around and works the muscle Smile


I tried that and it made things worse.

BTW, I normally would have ridden it out, but this was an awakening of the uncouth variety. Rude, some might even say.


Exactly, a real man never does what is the smartest thing, like going to the hospital when sick, or running away when a hurricane is coming... Wink
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donjart



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:24 pm    Post subject: Re: Leg cramp of DOOM! Reply with quote

Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote:
You know that scene in An American Werewolf In London where David transforms into the werewolf? That's sort of how I must have sounded at 6am this morning when I woke up stretching and had the worst leg cramp I've ever felt in my life. Jesus, I haven't felt pain like that for a long, long time. My landlady -- who lives upstairs -- even came down to check on me after she heard my screaming.

(BTW, if a similar situation arises, DO NOT try to walk it off. Bad move. Trust me.)

My question is: should I see a doctor? Seriously, I can barely walk. In the pantheon of injuries, stretching while in bed has to be up there amongst the wimpiest.


I get a cramp like that maybe once a year. I had one recently and was sore for a couple of days afterwards. I seem to get them after a night of heavy drinking. I'm fine now.
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

djsmnc wrote:
Try this OP:



I prefer Midol.
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tiger fancini



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

laogaiguk wrote:
Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote:
laogaiguk wrote:
djsmnc wrote:
A real man grits his teeth and waits it out.


No, a real man walks around and works the muscle Smile


I tried that and it made things worse.

BTW, I normally would have ridden it out, but this was an awakening of the uncouth variety. Rude, some might even say.


Exactly, a real man never does what is the smartest thing, like going to the hospital when sick, or running away when a hurricane is coming... Wink


.... or admitting to being lost and asking somebody for directions Smile
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djsmnc



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Zyzyfer



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Man I hate those cramps. It's very rare, but once in a great while, I'll bolt up mid-sleep screaming at the top of my lungs and hopping around my bedroom like a crackhead on fire. Calf muscle just locks up something fierce and there is no holding still. The screaming is just special FX.
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mole



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is this not a Charley Horse?
I had it happen a few times during army training. Drug me out of the fart-sack involuntarily.
I'm thinking electolyte deficiency due to overexertion and lack of sleep.
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