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Troll_Bait



Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Location: [T]eaching experience doesn't matter much. -Lee Young-chan (pictured)

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 4:58 pm    Post subject: Are you stupid? Reply with quote

Are you stupid?
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Zoidberg



Joined: 29 Mar 2006
Location: Somewhere too hot for my delicate marine constitution

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 5:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, I'm pretty smart.

Sadly, I can't put up the image, but my stupid level was 13, so 83% of people who took the test are dumber than me, and 4% are the same.
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 5:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



Quote:


98% scored higher (more stupid),
1% scored the same, and
1% scored lower (less stupid).

What does this mean? You are 1% stupid. This means...

You are our next Einstein. Wow! Keep up the great thinking.


No surprises here(it is me), but I tell ya, some of those questions were pretty stupid.
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 5:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wish it gave the answers.

The one question about how many planets there are in the solar system threw me. Are we supposed to answer with current knowledge or from a couple months ago?
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Hollywoodaction



Joined: 02 Jul 2004

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 5:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's a stupid question.
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kimchi_pizza



Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Location: "Get back on the bus! Here it comes!"

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 5:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Mah, momma use ta saAAay, "StOOpid is as stOOpid.....ah, how did that gOOoo?"
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Woland



Joined: 10 May 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*Beep*! Twice as stupid as Flotsam! I knew I *Beep*ed up the rainbow question! *Beep*! *Beep*! *Beep*!

Does this mean I can finally be part of the jerk club?
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gang ah jee



Joined: 14 Jan 2003
Location: city of paper

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Troll_bait by rights should have posted his score in the OP. Wuss.

Actually, it was atlhockey who brought this test up in the Darwin thread in CE. I posted my score, of 8/100, over there.
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Woland wrote:
*Beep*! Twice as stupid as Flotsam! I knew I *Beep*ed up the rainbow question! *Beep*! *Beep*! *Beep*!

Does this mean I can finally be part of the jerk club?


My guess is it was the sheep question.
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I couldn't get past the one about the plane crashing on the Canadian-American border. Too terrifying to ponder!
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Woland



Joined: 10 May 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

flotsam wrote:
Woland wrote:
*Beep*! Twice as stupid as Flotsam! I knew I *Beep*ed up the rainbow question! *Beep*! *Beep*! *Beep*!

Does this mean I can finally be part of the jerk club?


My guess is it was the sheep question.


Nah, aced that one; it was the rainbow. Either that or folding the newspaper.
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Troll_Bait



Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Location: [T]eaching experience doesn't matter much. -Lee Young-chan (pictured)

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

gang ah jee wrote:
Troll_bait by rights should have posted his score in the OP. Wuss.

Actually, it was atlhockey who brought this test up in the Darwin thread in CE. I posted my score, of 8/100, over there.




Quote:

98% scored higher (more stupid),
1% scored the same, and
1% scored lower (less stupid).

What does this mean? You are 1% stupid. This means...

You are our next Einstein. Wow! Keep up the great thinking.


Double, no, on second thought, triple Wink

And yes, it was originally brought up by althockey in the evolution thread, and it was too good to be left in the Snake Pit, a.k.a. the Current Events Forum, buried under meegook's trollings.
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huck



Joined: 19 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know, to get all of these questions right, you would've had to have said that there are 9 planets in the solar system, when officially there are only 8 now.

So....if you got that question right, either you actually are a little more stupid than the website says, or else you went back and fiddled with the answers until you got them all right, or you're a super-genius, and before taking the test, you realized that the test had to have been written before Pluto was kicked out of the planetal family, and so even though there are only 8 planets, you knew that the correct answer would be 9.
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Woland



Joined: 10 May 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

huck wrote:
You know, to get all of these questions right, you would've had to have said that there are 9 planets in the solar system, when officially there are only 8 now.

So....if you got that question right, either you actually are a little more stupid than the website says, or else you went back and fiddled with the answers until you got them all right, or you're a super-genius, and before taking the test, you realized that the test had to have been written before Pluto was kicked out of the planetal family, and so even though there are only 8 planets, you knew that the correct answer would be 9.


Some people worry too much about these things.
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Demophobe



Joined: 17 May 2004

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 9:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thankfully, not stupid nor insecure enough so to waste time taking internet tests.

Flex on Dave's.

Laughing
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