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Tiberious aka Sparkles

Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: I'm one cool cat!
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:51 am Post subject: I have smart hair |
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And I don't mean I have good-looking hair, though that's also true; what I mean is, since I decided to grow my hair like it's the Summer of Love, I've found that my bangs curl up so as to not block my vision.
Any theories? Is my hair an extension of my sharp mind? Is it working -- like clown fish and sea anemone -- in tandem with my smart eyebrows? |
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xtchr
Joined: 23 Nov 2004
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:55 am Post subject: |
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erm... your fringe is getting a glimpse of your face and then recoiling in horror?  |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles

Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: I'm one cool cat!
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:57 am Post subject: |
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That might explain why I can't grow a decent beard or mustache. I'm taking it into consideration.
You know who has really smart hair? Kurt Russell, that's who. |
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xtchr
Joined: 23 Nov 2004
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:13 am Post subject: |
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Yeah, I've always rated Kurt highly in the 'smarts' department. I believe your avatar photo captures it well. |
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Hater Depot
Joined: 29 Mar 2005
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:20 am Post subject: |
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I used to get a natural Superman spit-curl in high school. That was pretty awesome. |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles

Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: I'm one cool cat!
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:58 am Post subject: |
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Hater Depot wrote: |
I used to get a natural Superman spit-curl in high school. That was pretty awesome. |
I used to have a chin dimple when I was young. My mom used to tell me I looked like Kirk Douglas. When it disappeared as I grew, she stopped loving me. |
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Maserial

Joined: 31 Jul 2005 Location: The Web
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:44 am Post subject: |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote: |
You know who has really smart hair? Kurt Russell, that's who. |
You're goddamn right he does! You've just earned yourself a complimentary trip to the White Tiger!
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Guri Guy

Joined: 07 Sep 2003 Location: Bamboo Island
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:39 am Post subject: |
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Maybe the hair is smart but not the person.
N Korea wages war on long hair
North Korean Television campaign on hair
Men's hairstyles reflect their 'ideological spirit'
North Korea has launched an intensive media assault on its latest arch enemy - the wrong haircut.
A campaign exhorting men to get a proper short-back-and-sides has been aired by state-run Pyongyang television.
Men's hairstyles reflect their 'ideological spirit'
It stressed the "negative effects" of long hair on "human intelligence development", noting that long hair "consumes a great deal of nutrition" and could thus rob the brain of energy.
Men should get a haircut every 15 days, it recommended.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4157121.stm |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Established in 1994
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 11:35 am Post subject: |
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noting that long hair "consumes a great deal of nutrition" and could thus rob the brain of energy.
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However, up north they also think that a hand-held fan eats up the oxygen in the air. |
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005 Location: the crib
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:17 pm Post subject: |
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I like to think of my hairstyle as classic-edgy. |
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