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[Travelous Maximus]

There was this Spanish guy, this Korean guy and this Russian guy all working for the same construction company.
At the beginning of the day the boss comes out and says to the Spanish guy, "You're in charge of the cement."
Then he said to the Russian guy, "You're in charge of the dirt."
Then he said to the Korean guy, "You're in charge of the supplies."
Then he said, "I'm gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your work. It better be good or you're fired." So they all go off to go get their work done.
At the end of the day, the boss comes back to check on their work. He looks at the big pile of cement and goes, "Good work," to the Spanish guy.
Then he looks at the big pile of dirt and says, "Good work," to the Russian guy.
Then he couldn't find the Korean guy so he asks, "Where the heck is the Korean guy?"
All of a sudden, the Korean guy jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt and yells, " SUPPLIES!"

[jdog2050]

[bangnangja]

One I heard years ago and a good class joke, was:
A president and manager of a company go for a business trip to America. On entering a restaurant, the waitress asks..."Do you have company?" The president answers very proudly..."Yes! I'm the president!"...both the manager and waitress laugh at his reply.
When it comes time to make their orders the president decides he must do something to recover from his blunder. He listens carefully as his manager orders a steak and the waitress asks how he would like his steak...the manager replies..."medium".
The president decides this is his chance and also orders a steak. When the waitress asks how he would like it, he replies........"I'll have mine large!".

Another one is... a Korean goes to America for the first time (This joke is back in '82) and picks up a couple cans of dog food from the supermarket.
Back in the hotel room as he finishes the 2nd can he thinks to himself......."Korean dog is much better"........

[blynch]

[yingwenlaoshi]

A rabbi is sitting on an airplane next to a Korean guy. After they have been flying together in silence for a while, the rabbi leans over and says, "You know, I've never forgiven you Chinese for what you did at Pearl Harbor."

The Korean looks shocked and replies, "What the hell are you talking about?!?!? It was the Japanese that bombed Pearl Harbor, not the Chinese. And besides, I'm not Chinese or Japanese, I'm Korean!"

The rabbi says, " Korean, Japanese, Chinese, what's the difference?"

A little while later, the Korean man says, "You know, I've never forgiven you Jews for sinking the Titanic." The rabbi looks confused and mad and says, "What are you talking about? The Jews didn't have anything to do with that! An iceberg sank the Titanic!"

The Korean guy replies, "Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, what's the difference?"

[bangnangja]

An American asks a Korean..."What kind of ese are you". The Korean asks what he means and he says..."You know...Japanese, Chinese, Vitnamese...?".
The Korean replies he's none of those but a Korean ,...and then asks the American..."What kind of kee are you? Monkey, donkey or yankee?"

[RACETRAITOR]

[ipsofacto]

Apologies, this joke is seriously old and not very funny.

Korean dude takes a trip to the states. Can't read the road signs and walks across the road at the wrong time straight into an oncoming bus.

Needless to say both his legs are no longer there, has suffered multiple breaks to all his other remaining limbs, and is basically in a right mess.

An air helicopter lands and the paramedic runs over and shouts "How are you?" whereupon the Korean replies, "I'm fine thankyou".

[uberscheisse]

three men are walking down a beach. a north korean, a south korean and a japanese guy.

one of them trips over a hollow log and out pops a genie. "I AM THE GENIE OF THE LOG," it says, "AND I WILL GRANT YOU EACH ONE WISH!"

so the north korean steps up and says "i want you to build a wall around north korea. 100 meters thick, 400 meters high, solid stone, so nobody can get in, and nobody can get out.

the genie says "are you sure you want that?"

NK man says, "yes of course. i love my country and want to protect it."

the genie says "ok, it is done."

the south korean man says "hey, that's a great idea... i want you to build a bunch of walls - same dimensions - around south korea, jeju-do, ulleung-do and of course dokdo, so nobody can get in and nobody can get out."

the genie says "are you sure you want that?"

the south korean man says "yes. our history is full of foreign invasions, and our country suffers constantly from abuse from foreigners."


the genie shrugs, and says "ok, it is done."

the genie then turns to the japanese man who is sitting there pondering the final wish. he's hemming and hawwing, and the genie says "c'mon, guy... hurry up. i have work to do."

the japanese man says

"fill them with water."

[rocklee]

[bangnangja]

How about this? Is it a joke or for real?
http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/jokebox/jibjab/id/412739/jokeid/100042

[goodsounz]

Dude that sight is cool. Just looked at the ad for glasses. Hilarious.

[bangnangja]

2 Konglish terms I learned when living in Korea.

Fart= hip song
diarrhea = hip curry rice

[RACETRAITOR]

[jdog2050]