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ajgeddes · Joined: 28 Apr 2004 Location: Yongsan

What an interesting class. Sitting there doing some writing worksheets when a boy gets a bloody nose. It is bleeding a lot, but nothing really out of the ordinary. The boy is quite content sticking tissues up his nose to stop it. Anyways, the boy also has a cold. All class, I have been telling the students to stay sitting down and not stand up. Well, one girl walks over to him and he sneezes. He sneezed blood all over her. It was all over her face and arm and shirt. She was in shock, I was trying not to puke and he didn't know what to do. Did he say 'sorry'? Of course not. Anyways, that was gross, I hope she was able to clean it all off. GROSS!

Anyways, maybe she learned a lesson. When the teacher says to stay sitting, you should stay sitting.

spliff · Joined: 19 Jan 2004 Location: Khon Kaen, Thailand

Hmmm...great thread! Very Happy

simpleminds · Joined: 04 May 2006

Crikey, that's gross! I hope she wasn't wearing white, but I bet she was.

Ryst Helmut · Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:05 pm Post subject:

ok...my blood story of yesterday.

So, I've a runt English/King Charles cocker spaniel that is need of vast amounts of meds. We actually brought her from Korea to America in hopes that US vets would know what to do....after surpassing 10,000$ (yes, I'm/we're a sucker) we are now in the giving shots (needles-n-all) twice daily.

Trying to find a spot on the nave of my pooch that is not bruised from all the poking I move down a bit....prod - inject 1 cc - withdraw.

Babygirl stands up....shakes a bit and blood splatters about.

My legs, floor, cabinets, doggy hair, rug, mats, what-not are speckled (if not inundated) with large drops/splatters of doggie blood. It took a good 15 seconds for her to stop bleeding....waited for her 6.5 kg body to pass out from the loss of blood. Niet.

Clean up on aisle 2, please!

Blood veins...bugger.

!shoosh,

Ryst

CBP · Joined: 15 May 2006 Location: Korea

Why the hell am I reading this thread?

Why the hell am I posting on this thread?

Oooops. The off-topic police are going to squash me!

"Dudette, you're totally off topic."

"Ohmygosh, really?"

"Way."

"Blood! Guts! Puke! Gore!"

"Much better."

ED209 · Joined: 17 Oct 2006

It's like Slimer meets Carrie, plus any movie with projectile vomiting.

Ya-ta Boy · Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Established in 1994

A few minutes into one of my Monday middle school classes a kid on the aisle said, "Teacher" and pointed to the kid next to him, whose head was down on the table. I glanced over but that's all I did.

A couple of minutes later the kid on the aisle (now rather greenish) remembered the word 'sick' and was able to say, "Teacher, sick" and pointed at the other again. He had remembered the word too late. There was a puddle of purplish pink vomit all over the floor at the kid's feet. The two on either side were greenish.

For the first time in my teaching career I had to mop up vomit. I guessed the kid had eaten that purple-black rice for lunch.

CBP · Joined: 15 May 2006 Location: Korea

Great. Lovely.

And yet I'm READING THIS THREAD AGAIN.

Why? Why? Why?

Boodleheimer · Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 9:48 pm Post subject:

ugh, i almost puked today in class. one of the students sneezed. i looked at him and said "bless you -- oh, God!"

the "oh God" was accidental. he had sneezed at least a tablespoon of thick, yellow snot all over his book. i'm gagging now thinking of it.

khyber · Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Compunction Junction

I was at a pie eating contest a few years ago when this really fat guy, his name was Lardass drank a bunch of oil or something.

In the middle of the pie eating contest he totally puke on everyone. And then everyone started puking on everyone else.

I almost puked.

blynch · Joined: 25 Oct 2006 Location: UCLA

ilovebdt · Joined: 03 Jun 2005 Location: Nr Seoul

poet13 · Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 8:47 pm Post subject:

More than a year ago at a hagwon, a kid threw up into the bookbag of the kid next to him. I was writing on the board, I clearly heard him throw up, but when i went looking for it, I couldnt find it. Had to find it by smell. Fortunately the book bag was empty.

riley · Joined: 08 Feb 2003 Location: where creditors can find me

Had to add my experience today. I had two boys yelling at each other so I seperated them and put them against the wall on either side of the room for a timeout. Right after that, it was break time and one of the boys asks if he can get water. I told him no, so he started jumping up and down and snorking tears and mucus. It was a regular Class A tantrum. I walk over a minute later when he had stopped and find him starting to puke. He had made himself so upset, that he threw up!