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[otis]

Today I was thinking carefully. This in itself is unusual because I try to avoid thinking at all costs. Too much of that nonsense clouds my instincts.

Anyway, after a long afternoon of reflection, I've decided to become an avowed and dedicated homosexual.

Why become gay? Well, the answer is quite simple, my friends. The world of homosexuality will open up all kinds of fashion options for this poor proletariot. I'm so tired of wearing jeans and t-shirts. What I really need is an ascot and a pair of pink alligator shoes. I also want to start smelling good.

Along with being a homosexual, I've also decided to start dabbling in satanism. And why not! Sometimes, when I'm driving along the highways and by-ways of my great nation, I often pass a satanic priest or two. Christ, who hasn't? And what are they wearing? Black!

I think it's high time that satanists started embracing pastel. And I'm just the kind of lunatic who could bring a little fashion sense to that otherwise drab religion.

Thanks for listening.

Sincerely yours,

Your gay Uncle Kevin

[otis]

From now on, please stop calling me Otis.

I would prefer to be called The Dancing Queen.

Thanks for your consideration.

xxxxooooo

[otis]

I also want to meet a man named Hans.

He better be a dreamboat, or I'll kick him right in the nuts.

[ChuckECheese]

What a fruit-cake. Possibly attention deficit disorder....

[gang ah jee]

I'm all for ascots and pink elevator shoes, but is the the dancing queen making fun of gay people or satanists, or both or neither? What's going on?

[otis]

[Yo!Chingo]

Hey Otis if you're gonna go gay please pick a prettier avatar. The frog you've got now makes me nautious just lookin' at her. I vote for Brad Pitt!!!!

[jajdude]

[Yo!Chingo]

[Ramones]

I've thought about being gay... I mean I cant' dress myself for sheet, and maybe I can be a clean freak and color coordinate my house...

But, I just can't look at another man's hairy arse and say...Yeah, I want that! (stolen from Andrew Dice Clay...)

Besides, I like the female sex...

[HapKi]

Sounds like the OP needs a healthy dose of Hetracil.
http://www.hetracil.com/index.html
HETRACIL

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[Woland]

[Satori]

[daskalos]

Hi Otis. I have some bad news for you, Sugar Lump. I checked with headquarters, and it turns out your application to become gay has been denied, with no chance for an appeal. They didn't exactly say why, but then they didn't exactly need to, did they? So, you can just go back to your wife or your hand or whatever it is that'll have you, and leave us gay people alone.

[djsmnc]

I would act gay to make women feel more "safe" around me so it would be easier to get into their pants by acting "conflicted about my sexuality"