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wormholes101
Joined: 11 Mar 2003
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 Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 1:38 am Post subject: Amusing computer idiots |
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Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
(At this point I had to put the caller on hold to tell the rest of the tech support staff what had happened. I couldn't, however, stop from giggling when I got back to the call.)
Tech Support: "Ok, did you type 'click' with the keyboard?"
Customer: "I have done something dumb, right?"
http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/ |
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Demophobe
Joined: 17 May 2004
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Tech: Ok...what's on the monitor right now?
Cust: Blood. |
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dogshed
Joined: 28 Apr 2006
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client on phone: I clicked that one thing there and that one thing there that came up like that and then there it is like that.
me: What do you mean by, "I clicked that one thing there and that one thing there that came up like that and then there it is like that."? |
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Young FRANKenstein
Joined: 02 Oct 2006
Location: Castle Frankenstein (that's FRONKensteen)
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I will not share my tech support stories and relive the hell...
I will not share my tech support stories and relive the hell...
I will not share my tech support stories and relive the hell...
I will not share my tech support stories and relive the hell...
I will not share my tech support stories and relive the hell...
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