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laogaiguk · Joined: 06 Dec 2005 Location: somewhere in Korea

What the title says.

mateomiguel · Joined: 16 May 2005

you must decapitate them and impale their heads on toothpicks as a warning to the rest.

Ryst Helmut · Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:11 pm Post subject:

kimchi_pizza · Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:20 pm Post subject:

Flies and mosquitoes are a big problem this year. So...

I put up a bounty, dead or alive, preferrably dead. I reward my students for every fly that manage to whack. Now, it's become a sporting event!
THAT takes care of THAT.

There is a strange number of insects flying about. Several weeks ago there were so many of these tiny insects that I couldn't ride my motorcycle because I was getting blinded and I was wearing sunglasses.
I think it's a sign of a long and bad winter come'n up.

i_teach_esl · Joined: 07 Sep 2006 Location: baebang, asan/cheonan

RACETRAITOR · Joined: 24 Oct 2005 Location: Seoul, South Korea

My cats help me catch bugs. Their eyes can locate the insects, and then I kill. Or if I just injure the bugs, the cats can take care of them when they fly low.

kimchi_pizza · Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:34 pm Post subject:

Ryst Helmut · Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 12:10 am Post subject:

The next fly or mogi that I catch will be stunned by my lightening-quick smack then transported by my gentle chopstick carrying method (wooden throwaways...I ain't that gross) to my 30 hungry fishies in our large aquarium.

I place 10,000 won on "Minnie" (female Mickey Mouse Platy...original name, yeah...I know) getting the protein.

!shoosh,

Ryst

leebumlik69

bnrockin · Joined: 27 Feb 2006

do they sell any of those "off" special mosquito repellant things that are supposed to be really powerful?

Qinella · Joined: 25 Feb 2005 Location: the crib

unknown9398 · Joined: 03 Nov 2006 Location: Yeongcheon, S. Korea

I'm teaching at a camp this weekend at a rural school and I kid you not, there must have been at least a thousand flies on the ceiling. I never say "Oh my God," but I did when I looked up. If a fly so much as lands on my food it goes in the trash, but the flies stayed on the ceiling all day, much to my relief.

SPINOZA · Joined: 10 Jun 2005 Location: $eoul

I exterminated millions of mogis and flies in the summer.

I take sadistic pleasure in inflicting gratuitous, pornographic violence on insects. Back home, I would torture wasps to death. Wasps don't appear to serve much purpose other than attack and sting you for no reason, unprovoked. I had this awesome fly spray for cats - expensive, lethal poison. When you spray a wasp with it, the wasp goes totally mental and writhes in agony, paralized. It be beautiful to see. As the wasp would enter the final seconds of its ghastly, pointless little life, I would pour lighter petrol on it and burn it alive.

That's true justice.