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Tantric Avenger
Joined: 25 Nov 2006
Location: Anyang
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 Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:56 am Post subject: Ultimate Proof of God Thread.. Godless heathens say out!!! |
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Once I asked god for true love. The very next day my grandparents got me a dog!
It was a miracle! |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea
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| Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:57 am Post subject: Re: Ultimate Proof of God Thread.. Godless heathens say out! |
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| Wow, are your grandparents Jesus and the Holy Spirit? |
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Imbroglio
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: Behind the wheel of a large automobile
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| Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:35 am Post subject: |
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"Religious belief and observance derive from pre-Oedipal oral and anal drives, according to psychoanalytic theory, specifically belief in deity and such concepts as the afterlife are consonant with oral needs for nurturance from an omnipotent benefactor, coupled with the denial of death. Observance of ritual and particularly church attendance is a function of the anal need for regular activity and the anal compulsive need for regularity and repetitiveness."
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Tantric Avenger
Joined: 25 Nov 2006
Location: Anyang
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| Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 6:20 am Post subject: |
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Having regular bowel movements in the land of the morning calm??? ANOTHER MIRACLE I SAY!!!
God is working overtime! |
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sock
Joined: 07 Oct 2006
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| Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:47 am Post subject: |
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OUT!
There, I said it.
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twg
Joined: 02 Nov 2006
Location: Getting some fresh air...
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| Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:08 am Post subject: |
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| I know for a fact there is no god because no matter how much I pray to him, all of my enemies are still alive. |
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Tantric Avenger
Joined: 25 Nov 2006
Location: Anyang
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| Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:14 am Post subject: |
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More proof that god is a powerful chap.. TWG says it all... "all his enemies are still alive."
Obviously God has answered the prayers of TWG's enemies.
Another Miracle!!!! |
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twg
Joined: 02 Nov 2006
Location: Getting some fresh air...
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| Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:20 am Post subject: |
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"Dear God, please don't listen to TWG and kill me"
That's clever of them... and why I hate them all. |
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red dog
Joined: 31 Oct 2004
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| Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:37 am Post subject: |
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| twg wrote: |
| I know for a fact there is no god because no matter how much I pray to him, all of my enemies are still alive. |
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flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:47 am Post subject: |
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| red dog wrote: |
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| I know for a fact there is no god because no matter how much I pray to him, all of my enemies are still alive. |
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The posts that amuse you spin a tale of a disturbed personality.
BTW: Troll! |
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twg
Joined: 02 Nov 2006
Location: Getting some fresh air...
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| Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:57 am Post subject: |
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Sock! Troll! Sock! Troll! Sock! Troll!
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OH NO! SOCK TROLL!
RUN FOR IT WILL DESTROY US ALL ONCE IT'S FINISHED WITH SEOUL TOWER! |
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Tantric Avenger
Joined: 25 Nov 2006
Location: Anyang
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| Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:08 am Post subject: |
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| flotsam wrote: |
| red dog wrote: |
| twg wrote: |
| I know for a fact there is no god because no matter how much I pray to him, all of my enemies are still alive. |
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The posts that amuse you spin a tale of a disturbed personality.
BTW: Troll! |
Another miracle.. Flotty came across as amusing!!! God is on a roll! |
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flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:24 pm Post subject: |
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| Tantric Avenger wrote: |
| flotsam wrote: |
| red dog wrote: |
| twg wrote: |
| I know for a fact there is no god because no matter how much I pray to him, all of my enemies are still alive. |
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The posts that amuse you spin a tale of a disturbed personality.
BTW: Troll! |
Another miracle.. Flotty came across as amusing!!! God is on a roll! |
Meta-Troll.
I doubt this current sock is anyone of consequence though. Maybe Tiger Fancini. |
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cbclark4
Joined: 20 Aug 2006
Location: Masan
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| Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:28 pm Post subject: |
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God will spare the socks and the trolls.
The sock trolls are damned for etermity.
cbc |
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flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:31 pm Post subject: |
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| cbclark4 wrote: |
God will spare the socks and the trolls.
The sock trolls are damned for etermity.
cbc |
Sounds reasonable.
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