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nautilus · Joined: 26 Nov 2005 Location: Je jump, Tu jump, oui jump!

Rules

1) All work must be completed without prior notification, at the last minute.
2) All essential information is on a "need-to-know" basis only.
3) Paperwork is more important than actual work.

...ah- must run..

poet13 · Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:02 pm Post subject:

4) In there is no whim involved, the plan shall be deemed non-essential.

Chicoloco · Joined: 18 Oct 2006 Location: In the ring.

5) Rush straight into a task without thinking about it and then spend the rest of the day scratching your head and wondering where it all went wrong.

nautilus · Joined: 26 Nov 2005 Location: Je jump, Tu jump, oui jump!

6)Lack of know-how must never prevent you from performing a task.

Yu_Bum_suk · Joined: 25 Dec 2004

7) If it's deemed important there must be a banner.

ajgeddes · Joined: 28 Apr 2004 Location: Yongsan

ED209 · Joined: 17 Oct 2006

8 ) All meeting are held to bolster the boss's sense of self importance NOT for the discussion of work related problems.
9) When the boss starts a sentence with 'Students' mothers....' it's your fault, this is NOT the time to defend your teaching.

nautilus · Joined: 26 Nov 2005 Location: Je jump, Tu jump, oui jump!

ED209 · Joined: 17 Oct 2006

14) Spend at least half of your 18hr work day asleep at your desk or internet shopping

that guy · Joined: 29 Feb 2004 Location: long gone

15) Regardless of what you are doing or the importance of what it is, you must appear totally flustered and in a great rush at all times.

Aussiekimchi · Joined: 21 Apr 2006 Location: SYDNEY

16) foresight is an afterthought
17) all lies can be blamed on "misunderstandings".

nautilus · Joined: 26 Nov 2005 Location: Je jump, Tu jump, oui jump!

Some of these are a sketch.. Laughing

Aussiekimchi: best avatar on here by far!

Ok..

1 Cool

Child safety is of no importance, let them learn by making near fatal mistakes.

19) Costly cure is preferable to easy prevention.

20) The Korean co-worker must interpret the opinions of the wehgook to the management using discretion: preferably to cover her own ass and enhance her status.

that guy · Joined: 29 Feb 2004 Location: long gone

20 a) This may be ignored if the waegookin is wrong.

Smee · Joined: 24 Dec 2004 Location: Jeollanam-do

21) Rather than using a native speaker effectively in the classroom, use him exclusively as a blocker and/or spiker in the school district's volleyball tournaments.

rothkowitz · Joined: 27 Apr 2006

22,Feign ignorance when waegook finds way to school dinner/piss-up without having been told of it other than from school librarian.

23,Build hub of asia and they will come