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The Condoms are too Large!!!
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SuperHero



Joined: 10 Dec 2003
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:08 pm    Post subject: The Condoms are too Large!!! Reply with quote

The Condoms are too Large!!!
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Horangi Munshin



Joined: 06 Apr 2003
Location: Busan

PostPosted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Believe it or not. The condoms at pharmacies in Korea are the big size ones. They have smaller ones but no-one asks for them. I gotta wonder who actually needs smaller ones!!!
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Yo!Chingo



Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Location: Seoul Korea

PostPosted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's just a sad fact for Indian men.
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ChopChaeJoe



Joined: 05 Mar 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I gotta get some American condoms. These Korean ones are like a vise.
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PimpofKorea



Joined: 09 Dec 2006
Location: Dealing in high quality imported English

PostPosted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

using condoms is such crap.....I'd just tell the girl to roll with the punches.....shuck and jive girl....shuck and jive!!!!
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ChopChaeJoe



Joined: 05 Mar 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

PimpofKorea wrote:
using condoms is such crap.....I'd just tell the girl to roll with the punches.....shuck and jive girl....shuck and jive!!!!


No idea what that means, but I'd like to avoid herpes for as long as possible.
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PimpofKorea



Joined: 09 Dec 2006
Location: Dealing in high quality imported English

PostPosted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd like to think of herpes as...how shall I say.....the combo meal upgrade
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mack the knife



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: standing right behind you...

PostPosted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I started a thread some time ago entitled "Korean condoms destroyed my unit" because that's exactly what happened. It was deleted, post-haste, for whatever reason. Now I can get my message out there.

They were so tight the skin ripped right off.

The. Skin.

Question Mad Evil or Very Mad Shocked Crying or Very sad
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ChuckECheese



Joined: 20 Jul 2006

PostPosted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 7:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mack the knife wrote:
I started a thread some time ago entitled "Korean condoms destroyed my unit" because that's exactly what happened. It was deleted, post-haste, for whatever reason. Now I can get my message out there.

They were so tight the skin ripped right off.

The. Skin.

Question Mad Evil or Very Mad Shocked Crying or Very sad


OUCH!!!!!!! Crying or Very sad
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animalbirdfish



Joined: 04 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Incidentally - and in my experience - the Benetton condoms seem to be the smallest of the lot here. Could not get the cursed things on before...well, let's just say I'd become so pissed at Benetton that I forgot what I was originally doing.
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib

PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

huh huh Indian guys have small penii. Rolling Eyes
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ED209



Joined: 17 Oct 2006

PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why is there a picture of Clint Eastward and Arnold Schwarzenegger in that article?
Do they decide the international size?
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ella



Joined: 17 Apr 2006

PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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That's just a sad fact for Indian men.

Considering the size of their population, they don't seem to be having any problems. Wink
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Hollywoodaction



Joined: 02 Jul 2004

PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Order them online.

http://www.condomdepot.com/

They are sent by registered mail, in case you worry about being ripped off by someone at the post office.
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frankly speaking



Joined: 23 Oct 2005

PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

so Pimp, how do you explain to your wife that you gave her herpes? For you married guys, condoms should be a priority when freelancing. It is pretty difficult to talk your way out of giving your wife an STD.

I have always used condoms and always will. If you start wearing two at a time and then take one off it makes up for the difference.

In this day and age why would anyone try and be cool by not wearing a condom? Even though I am married, I wear a condom with my wife at least I will until we decide that we want a child. The long term side effects of birth control pills are not a good thing.
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