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mack the knife
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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 Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:08 am Post subject: I know what Koreans are thinking |
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You ever wondered what's going through a Korean's head while their brain is on neutral (e.g. while shopping, driving, walking, making love to their spouse, etc.)? Of course you have, and I know the answer:
Kiss. My. Ass.
That's what they're thinking. 100% of that idle time. Guaranteed.
And if you think you want to make a run of it in Korea, that's what you'll want to be thinking, too. |
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stevenisi
Joined: 17 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:17 am Post subject: |
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| What are you even talking about? Man talk about some anger issues.. |
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shifter2009
Joined: 03 Sep 2006
Location: wisconsin
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| Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:22 am Post subject: |
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Thats funny, cause its what I'M thinking too....
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mack the knife
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:27 am Post subject: |
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| What are you even talking about? Man talk about some anger issues.. |
I see you joined us, when, five minutes ago? Which means you've been in Korea long enough to know that they speak a different language and that the older women have funny hairdos. Come back and talk to me when your pallor's changed from green to NOT A DUMBASS. |
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stevenisi
Joined: 17 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:35 am Post subject: |
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I see you joined us, when, five minutes ago? Which means you've been in Korea long enough to know that they speak a different language and that the older women have funny hairdos. Come back and talk to me when your pallor's changed from green to NOT A DUMBASS. |
Well, yes, I haven't been in Korea that long. And I think we're the ones who speak a different language. I never really thought about the older womens' hairdos. And dumbass last time I checked was not a color. What does that have to do with your original post? Personally, I've met some really nice people and have made some good Korean friends.
I mean what does your post mean..? That's all I'm asking. |
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gmat
Joined: 29 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:42 am Post subject: |
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Mack, you crack me up.  |
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mack the knife
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:44 am Post subject: |
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What does that have to do with your original post? Personally, I've met some really nice people and have made some good Korean friends.
I mean what does your post mean..? That's all I'm asking. |
Good GAWD. How did all of the Indigo kids suddenly end up over here? |
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Atavistic
Joined: 22 May 2006
Location: How totally stupid that Korean doesn't show in this area.
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| Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:54 am Post subject: |
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That must be why I'm digging on Korea so much.
In Atlanta, all I ever thought was Kiss. My. Ass. And get off my road while you're at it. |
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mack the knife
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:12 am Post subject: |
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| In Atlanta, all I ever thought was Kiss. My. Ass. And get off my road while you're at it |
You're gonna do just fine. You've got the golden ticket.  |
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Young FRANKenstein
Joined: 02 Oct 2006
Location: Castle Frankenstein (that's FRONKensteen)
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| Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:26 am Post subject: |
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| shifter2009 wrote: |
| Thats funny, cause its what I'M thinking too.... |
Exactly. |
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Big_Crazy_Ape
Joined: 05 Nov 2006
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| Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:56 am Post subject: |
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I'm totally with jack the knife on this one!
Kiss. My. Ass.
but more so with women than men. I find ... you see a lot more bitter ajumas than ajeoshies anyway.
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib
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| Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 7:09 am Post subject: Re: I know what Koreans are thinking |
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| mack the knife wrote: |
You ever wondered what's going through a Korean's head while their brain is on neutral (e.g. while shopping, driving, walking, making love to their spouse, etc.)? Of course you have, and I know the answer:
Kiss. My. Ass.
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Ridiculous assessment and I'll tell you why, Mack: it implies acknowledgement of the fact that other people exist. Try again. |
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bosintang
Joined: 01 Dec 2003
Location: In the pot with the rest of the mutts
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| Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 7:56 am Post subject: |
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| I know what they're thinking too -- "Who's that sexy, devilishly handsome foreigner I see?" |
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captain kirk
Joined: 29 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:21 am Post subject: |
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Mack, I see you on that Arirang show, Heart to Heart!
Moderator; 'Mack, what do you think Koreans are thinking?'
Mack; 'Kiss my ass!!!!!!!!'
Moderator; (squeak!) 'Oh!'
Mack; 'Damn straight, KISS MY ASS!!!!!!!!! Hahahaha!'. |
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jdog2050
Joined: 17 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:36 am Post subject: |
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| mack the knife wrote: |
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| What are you even talking about? Man talk about some anger issues.. |
I see you joined us, when, five minutes ago? Which means you've been in Korea long enough to know that they speak a different language and that the older women have funny hairdos. Come back and talk to me when your pallor's changed from green to NOT A DUMBASS. |
You are probably drunk right now. Arent you? Well, what are you drinking?
Also, it's funny, but *yeah*, I've also had this thought.
Here's my theory: Marijuana is illegal here. But why? It actually grows naturally. Ya know why? Cause weed fukking makes you *doubt*. It makes you doubt your job as the guy selling cellphones in the cold. It makes you doubt marrying to make your parents happy. It fukking makes you take account of your life.
And in Dynamic Korea, taking account of your life is not allowed.
Meanwhile, in their quiet moments, I'm sure many a korean is fantasizing about someone kissing their ass. |
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