Site Search:
 
Speak Korean Now!
Teach English Abroad and Get Paid to see the World!
Korean Job Discussion Forums Forum Index Korean Job Discussion Forums
"The Internet's Meeting Place for ESL/EFL Teachers from Around the World!"
 
 FAQFAQ   SearchSearch   MemberlistMemberlist   UsergroupsUsergroups   RegisterRegister 
 ProfileProfile   Log in to check your private messagesLog in to check your private messages   Log inLog in 

This is just too funny...
Goto page 1, 2  Next
 
Post new topic   Reply to topic    Korean Job Discussion Forums Forum Index -> General Discussion Forum
View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
diver



Joined: 16 Jun 2003

PostPosted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 9:28 pm    Post subject: This is just too funny... Reply with quote

SEOUL (Reuters) - The South Korean government is handing out gifts for office workers who promise not to visit brothels this holiday season.

"If you promise yourself to make it a healthy night out at the end of the year, and if you recommend this to others, we are giving lots of prizes," the Ministry of Gender Equality said in an Internet posting.

The ministry is offering to pay companies whose employees pledge not to buy sex after what are typically alcohol-soaked, year-end parties.

A ministry spokesman confirmed the campaign but declined to answer questions about it.

But a ministry official told the Korea Times daily: "Korean corporate culture that includes heavy drinking is also what makes buying sex acceptable as a way for male-bonding, which is proving to be a hard-to-break ritual."

The ministry is offering movie tickets based on the number of employees who pledge not to visit prostitutes as well as a cash prize of 1 million won ($1,077) for the company which enlists the most employees in the campaign.

Many South Koreans were bewildered by the plan, saying it was a waste of money and gave the impression that South Korean men cannot keep away from brothels.

"Do they really think men buy sex every time they have a dinner party?" wrote one Korean on a comment page of the
South Korea's largest daily Chosun Ilbo.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061226/ts_nm/korea_prostitutes_dc_2
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Yesterday



Joined: 15 Aug 2003
Location: Land of the Morning DongChim (Kancho)

PostPosted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 9:35 pm    Post subject: Re: This is just too funny... Reply with quote

diver wrote:


"Do they really think men buy sex every time they have a dinner party?" wrote one Korean on a comment page of the
South Korea's largest daily Chosun Ilbo.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061226/ts_nm/korea_prostitutes_dc_2


Yes - I thought they did......

one just has to visit my apartment and watch out the window most nights (especially Tuesdays, Fridays and Saturdays) -

and watch all the men go in and out of the 150 love hotels built behind my apartment -.......

about 50% of the men are usually uni-students with girlfriend in tow - however the other 50% are "business-men" out on the town after a work-dinner party......
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
jaganath69



Joined: 17 Jul 2003

PostPosted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 10:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ministry of Gender Equality my ass, Ministry of Bollox more like it.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Yahoo Messenger MSN Messenger
Gamecock



Joined: 26 Nov 2003

PostPosted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 10:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What???

I thought American GI's were the cause of all the prostitution in Korea! Hehe
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
diver



Joined: 16 Jun 2003

PostPosted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 10:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wonder why they don't accept reality and just give prizes to the guys that sleep with the MOST prostitutes on New Year's Eve.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Yu_Bum_suk



Joined: 25 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 11:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jaganath69 wrote:
Ministry of Gender Equality my ass, Ministry of Bollox more like it.


How about offering a prize to parents who invest as much in their daughter's education as their son's, gives their daughter the larger bedroom, buy as many electronic toys for her, or don't use an in vitro clinic to avoid having her in the first place?
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Ilsanman



Joined: 15 Aug 2003
Location: Bucheon, Korea

PostPosted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 11:00 pm    Post subject: yes Reply with quote

This not only treats Korean men like little children (sometimes I wonder if they are), but it rewards men for bad behaviour.

Maybe I will shove over every ajumma I see, and wait for the government to pay me to stop. Then I will take the money and gladly stop.

How about say 'Prostitution is illegal, and if you promise not to do it, we promise not to throw you in jail.'
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
diver



Joined: 16 Jun 2003

PostPosted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 11:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wonder what I can get if I promise not to teach privates?
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Passions



Joined: 31 May 2006

PostPosted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 11:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

diver wrote:
I wonder why they don't accept reality and just give prizes to the guys that sleep with the MOST prostitutes on New Year's Eve.


Laughing Laughing Laughing
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
riley



Joined: 08 Feb 2003
Location: where creditors can find me

PostPosted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 11:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My brother in law figured that the ministry had some left over money in their budget, so they had to think of a way to spend it or lose that money from next year's budget. Made sense to me.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Beej



Joined: 05 Mar 2005
Location: Eungam Loop

PostPosted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 12:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How will compliance be verified?
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
JongnoGuru



Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep

PostPosted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 2:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reminds me of the mass formations of cab drivers or, alternatively, policemen (yes) who used to assemble by government decree on Yoido Plaza (before they parkified it). Measured columns and rows, tens of thousands of them at a time, or so it looked, around the start of the year. A sea of yellow-shirted cabbies or blue-shirted coppers. Standing at attention beside their taxi cabs or their squad cars, they would gesticulate and sieg-heil in uniformed unison, "We promise not to take bribes!"

I applaud the Ministry of Gender Equality for keeping alive this tradition of government-dictated zaniness, and for demonstrating to us all certain things I've known about the Koreans to be true to this day. Indeed, it would be a hurt for me to no longer have such goofball antics to chuckle at.


Last edited by JongnoGuru on Tue Dec 26, 2006 2:27 am; edited 2 times in total
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
4 months left



Joined: 07 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 2:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

riley wrote:
My brother in law figured that the ministry had some left over money in their budget, so they had to think of a way to spend it or lose that money from next year's budget. Made sense to me.


Ya right!!! Apologist #1, who's next?
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
charlieDD



Joined: 16 Jun 2006
Location: Seoul, Korea

PostPosted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 2:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Like a guy who's into his regular visits to the brothel isn't just going to say "Yeah, sure; I can do that" to get the office its prize, and then go out and carry on with his routine!

I'm reminded of that Promise Keepers March in DC back about ten years ago - - Hundreds of thousands of christian family men in DC to reaffirm their commitments to their families. The local hookers reported "business was never better that weekend" !

Yeah, probably was a end of year budget surplus that had to be spent somehow! "I know boss, let's win an award this year! Let's get the Shoot Oneself in the Foot Award!"
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
crazylemongirl



Joined: 23 Mar 2003
Location: almost there...

PostPosted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 5:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Of course Korean men can keep away from brothels. They'll just get their blowjob delivered with a coffee by some dabang girl.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic    Korean Job Discussion Forums Forum Index -> General Discussion Forum All times are GMT - 8 Hours
Goto page 1, 2  Next
Page 1 of 2

 
Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum


This page is maintained by the one and only Dave Sperling.
Contact Dave's ESL Cafe
Copyright © 2018 Dave Sperling. All Rights Reserved.

Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group

TEFL International Supports Dave's ESL Cafe
TEFL Courses, TESOL Course, English Teaching Jobs - TEFL International