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Captain Courageous
Joined: 16 Jul 2006
Location: Bundang and loving it
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 Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:26 am Post subject: You know my hips don't lie |
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I received the following email the other day:
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Hello, Shakira.
This is Grace at X XXXX XXXXX Recruiting Agency.
Have you taken a teaching position?
I hope to hear back from you soon.
Sincerely
Grace |
I'm desperately trying to think up a clever pun to end this post with, but for the life of me I can't come up with one. |
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Richard Krainium
Joined: 12 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:48 am Post subject: Re: You know my hips don't lie |
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| Captain Courageous wrote: |
I received the following email the other day:
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Hello, Shakira.
This is Grace at X XXXX XXXXX Recruiting Agency.
Have you taken a teaching position?
I hope to hear back from you soon.
Sincerely
Grace |
I'm desperately trying to think up a clever pun to end this post with, but for the life of me I can't come up with one. |
Your name is Shakira?  |
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Captain Courageous
Joined: 16 Jul 2006
Location: Bundang and loving it
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| Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:51 am Post subject: |
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| I assure you, if I shake my hips, half the furniture in the house will be destroyed. |
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Son Deureo!
Joined: 30 Apr 2003
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Richard Krainium
Joined: 12 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:42 pm Post subject: |
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Now I see what you mean about busting up the furniture!  |
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Captain Courageous
Joined: 16 Jul 2006
Location: Bundang and loving it
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| Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:51 pm Post subject: |
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| OH SWEET DEAR MOTHER OF OUR LORD JESUS NO |
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Richard Krainium
Joined: 12 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Captain Courageous wrote: |
| OH SWEET DEAR MOTHER OF OUR LORD JESUS NO |
...umm...I'll take that as a possible yes! |
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cyrax
Joined: 31 Oct 2006
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| Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:59 pm Post subject: |
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You're on tonight and Richard doesn't lie... Shakira Shakira!
You can say:
I am already employed and well paid. I will still consider a teaching job that will feature me teaching belly dancing to cute young studs who eventually end up on top of me, humping my hips.
Ofcourse my hips have not yet lied, they just get laid. |
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mediano tzu
Joined: 13 Oct 2006
Location: The 'rea
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| Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:50 am Post subject: |
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| Holy crap, just when you think Wyclef can't suck any more he contributes to that piece of shit song/video . . . |
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