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[uberscheisse]

i was in a bar last night and one of my least favorite songs in the history of popular music - sarah mclachlan's 'building a mystery' - came on.

it of course stuck in my head. i wanted to drill a hole in my skull, pour in some gas and light a match. it sucked.

but i found myself changing the lyrics.

the originals -
"Cause you're working
Building a mystery
Holding on and holding it in
Yeah you're working
Building a mystery"

but what sticks in your head is "da-da-da-da... building a mystereeeeeee"

so, in the spirit of "scuse me, while i kiss this guy" (purple haze)...

"hey there rabbi,
describe a bris to me"

"archie the chicken
gives out vasectomies" *i actually thought of this while dreaming*

"my kinky girlfriend
putting her fists in me"

"poor homeless guy
drinking some listerine"

"when i'm on acid
i play with plasticine"

anyone want to help?