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Dev
Joined: 18 Apr 2006
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 Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 6:43 am Post subject: Joke: What's the difference between... |
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Korean roads and Korean sidewalks?
Korean roads are for fast moving cars & trucks and Korean sidewalks are for slow moving cars and trucks....and oh yeah, speeding motorbikes. |
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PimpofKorea
Joined: 09 Dec 2006
Location: Dealing in high quality imported English
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| Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 6:51 am Post subject: |
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Hey Dev.....don't quit your ESL teaching gig huh buddy....
(I'm just playing with ya...) |
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leebumlik69
Joined: 05 Jan 2006
Location: DiRectly above you. Pissing Down
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| Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:00 am Post subject: Re: Joke: What's the difference between... |
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| Dev wrote: |
Korean roads and Korean sidewalks?
Korean roads are for fast moving cars & trucks and Korean sidewalks are for slow moving cars and trucks....and oh yeah, speeding motorbikes. |
and inflatable advertisement airbag systems in case those motorcycles crash or have to steer evasively due to drunken adjummas, adjosshis, and large flocks of K-girl students in skirts. |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea
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| Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 8:00 am Post subject: Re: Joke: What's the difference between... |
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Yeah! Let's rock!
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 8:03 am Post subject: |
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That bingo card is one of the greatest things i have ever seen!
(P.s.. kimchi is overrated)
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LordAnotsu
Posted 1/2/2007 8:50:00 AM
message detail Whats kimchi and whats so great about it?
Posted 1/2/2007 9:00:49 AM
message detail Spicy fermented vegetable...it is a fact that it is the healthiest food in the world
plus add in some great food like Black Bean paste on noodles
sashimi (raw fish meat)
kimbop(meat vegetable and eggs rolled with rice and covered in seaweed wraps
and some more but i can't remember all the names
im not Korean but i have a Korean Step father, i've tried this stuff and its very delicious and healthy!
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HNIC
Posted 1/2/2007 9:18:37 AM
message detail kimchi is over rated. its just lettuce that's pickled in hot sauce for a couple of days. whoopidy doo!!! its not even spicey enough for me.
ReflexPoint
Posted 1/4/2007 3:29:10 AM
message detail I've only had the oppurtunity to enjoy a little Korean food, but kimchi is foul stuff. The other stuff I've had I've loved, though.
http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=267&topic=32798166 |
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braino
Joined: 18 Nov 2006
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| Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 11:27 am Post subject: Re: Joke: What's the difference between... |
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F-ing hilarious 
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Yeah! Let's rock!
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semphoon
Joined: 18 Nov 2005
Location: Where Nowon is
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| Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:10 pm Post subject: Re: Joke: What's the difference between... |
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| RACETRAITOR wrote: |
Yeah! Let's rock!
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I love you. |
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riley
Joined: 08 Feb 2003
Location: where creditors can find me
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| Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 6:33 pm Post subject: |
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So Racetraiter,
Is the Bingo Card for general comments on Dave's or just for what Dev says in one day? |
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ajgeddes
Joined: 28 Apr 2004
Location: Yongsan
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| Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 6:50 pm Post subject: |
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| I find all those Japan hating, South Korean dog-eating communists government officials SUCK! |
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cosmo
Joined: 09 Nov 2006
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| Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 11:29 pm Post subject: |
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What's the difference between a STICKUP and a HOLDUP?
AGE!
I watched Kirk Douglas tell that to Johnny Carson on The Tonight Show. |
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Fredbob
Joined: 18 Nov 2005
Location: Yongin-Breathing the air-sometimes
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The best thing I've read all year  too bad it's so early in the year. |
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TheUrbanMyth
Joined: 28 Jan 2003
Location: Retired
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Here's one for the old-timers.
You are stranded on a mountain top, dying of thirst. You see Father Christmas, a fluent Korean-speaking English teacher, and a Korean English teacher.
Which one do you ask for help?
The Korean English teacher....the other two are figments of your imagination. |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea
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| Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:59 am Post subject: |
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| riley wrote: |
So Racetraiter,
Is the Bingo Card for general comments on Dave's or just for what Dev says in one day? |
I was thinking of starting a thread to flesh out the rules to ESL Bingo. For one thing, if anyone knows any better cliches to replace some of these, let me know. There's also room for different cards, such as a Canada vs America one or an "apologist" one. Plus, it would be cool if there were several different cards with many different orders, so many of us could play the same thread and it would be more of a competition.
The rule I'm going to suggest for ESL Cafe Bingo is you choose a thread and then stamp all the things that get mentioned. Following a single demented poster through several threads and marking down for what they write sounds like a good idea too.
Obviously once I post the Bingo card, there's little point in keeping track of who says what because it's a discussion-killer. So here's the rule from now on: the Bingo card should only be posted once you're one away from a Bingo. |
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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I think there are quite a few other things that could be on a bingo card. One would be foreigners knocking other foreigners, freaky waygooks, unattractive waygooks, whatever.
Korean women crazy.... something like that.
Korean rudeness?
Korean kids who say hello and laugh?
Overseas Koreans?
The culture excuse?
Must be Confucianism?
English teachers who barely speak English?
Midnite run or give notice?
How much do you save?
general: What's wrong with these people?
Cultural superiority and superiority vs inferiority complexes
Why so many Canadians?
Being a hagwon clown
Bragging
A few ideas anyway. Do with them as you will. That bingo thing is awesome.
How would one use the card and make the black marks to keep score? |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea
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| Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:51 pm Post subject: |
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I have a theme for this card. It's basically about foreigners laughing at/getting mad about Korean culture. It would be easy to come up with a freaky waeg card too, so if you'd like we could do that. If you have Photoshop feel free to make your own card. Otherwise I could do that.
You have some good suggestions
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Korean women crazy.... something like that.
Korean rudeness?
Korean kids who say hello and laugh?
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I think this could be included in the "Staring at me" category.
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Overseas Koreans?
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And kyobos.
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The culture excuse?
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Kind of implied by the "Korean nationalism" one.
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Must be Confucianism?
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Good one.
The next three deserve their own card.
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English teachers who barely speak English?
Midnite run or give notice?
How much do you save?
general: What's wrong with these people?
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One of my original ones was "Why do all Koreans...?" This one is great too.
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Cultural superiority and superiority vs inferiority complexes
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Another one for the "Korean nationalism" one.
These belong on a different card too.
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Why so many Canadians?
Being a hagwon clown
Bragging
How would one use the card and make the black marks to keep score? |
I use Photoshop to highlight a circle around the desired square, then I hit CTRL+I to inverse it. |
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