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Paji eh Wong

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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:42 am Post subject: Astronaut Charged with Attempted Kidnapping |
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| A NASA astronaut who drove hundreds of miles to confront a romantic rival, wearing diapers on the journey so that she would not have to stop to use the restroom, appeared in court today facing charges that included attempted kidnapping, and was ordered released on $15,500 bond. |
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I'm sorry. Don't astronauts need to go through a battery of psychological tests? Maybe she went space-crazy or something.
The diapers are the absolute kicker. She got too comfortable with doing it in her space suit. |
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hellofaniceguy

Joined: 10 Jan 2003 Location: On your computer screen!
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:21 pm Post subject: |
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| The Things We Do For Love! |
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Svetlana

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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 3:39 pm Post subject: |
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| Not a good day for Americans, is it? Psychotic astronauts and incompetent air force pilots... |
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Rteacher

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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:52 pm Post subject: |
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She is also married with three kids... This will probably be made into a movie soon, with classic supense scenes like this:
...At the parking lot, Captain Shipman noticed the other woman was following her, she told the police, and quickly entered her car after hearing �running footsteps� behind her.
Captain Nowak, with her hood pulled over her head, approached the car window and tried to open the door.
�Can you help me please?� she said to Captain Shipman, according to the affidavit. �My boyfriend was supposed to pick me up and he is not here. I�ve been traveling and it�s late. Can you give me a ride to the parking office?�
Captain Shipman said no, but offered to send help, which Captain Nowak declined, asking to use her cellphone instead. Captain Shipman told her the battery was dead.
When Captain Shipman would not open the door, Captain Nowak began to cry and said she could not hear Captain Shipman, the affidavit said. When Captain Shipman cracked open the window, Captain Nowak sprayed pepper spray into the vehicle, the authorities said...
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/06/us/06cnd-astronaut.html?pagewanted=2&ei=5094&en=71a9bbaa8c20eb8a&hp&ex=1170824400&partner=homepage |
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endofthewor1d

Joined: 01 Apr 2003 Location: the end of the wor1d.
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:32 pm Post subject: |
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| Svetlana wrote: |
| Not a good day for Americans, is it? Psychotic astronauts and incompetent air force pilots... |
not to mention zingers like this:
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And, he lives in Canada. |
At least its better than America. |
i hope america will some day be able to crawl back from such humiliation. |
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Rteacher

Joined: 23 May 2005 Location: Western MA, USA
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:13 pm Post subject: |
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She definitely was having a bad hair day ...
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Hollywoodaction
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:41 pm Post subject: Re: Astronaut Charged with Attempted Kidnapping |
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| A NASA astronaut who drove hundreds of miles to confront a romantic rival, wearing diapers on the journey so that she would not have to stop to use the restroom, appeared in court today facing charges that included attempted kidnapping, and was ordered released on $15,500 bond. |
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I'm sorry. Don't astronauts need to go through a battery of psychological tests? Maybe she went space-crazy or something.
The diapers are the absolute kicker. She got too comfortable with doing it in her space suit. |
I guess this proves NASA astronauts are well trained. A regular psycho wouldn't have had the trip as efficiently planned out as her.  |
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Rteacher

Joined: 23 May 2005 Location: Western MA, USA
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 8:09 am Post subject: |
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According to the monologue on the "Late Late Show", she wasn't wearing an ordinary adult diaper - it was a special "space diaper" that astronauts use on shuttle missions ...
Here's a picture of her underneath her lover:
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