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[otis]

I love America for a lot of reasons.

First of all, I love America because she doesn't care about the thoughts and feelings of the rest of the world. Heck, we are the world. They buy our clothes and our music and our movies. They can't get enough of us.

I love America because it's the greatest super-power in history, yet it has third-world prices. You can take your family out for thick steaks and seafood for about 70 bucks. Try that in Korea or the UK or Canada. It's not going to happen.

I love America because we get to tool around in huge automobiles that destroy the environment. I have a Chevy Suburban. It gets eight miles to the gallon. And talk about a waste of space. There are only three people in my family, and it seats 12. It's so big that my wife can hardly park it.

I love America because everybody hates us. Hell, we must be doing something right.

I love America because it has literally everything a guy could ask for. Want mountains? We've got 'em. Want beautiful beaches? We got 'em. Dry Climate? We have it. Four seasons? It's yours.

To all you people who weren't fortunate enough to be born in my beautiful country...well, better luck next time.

Don't hate us because we're beautiful.

Chevy Suburban: $35, 000

Steak: $20

10 pounds of Crawfish: $40 dollars

Margarita: $5 dollars

Being American? Priceless.

[Ryst Helmut]

I just wasted 20 seconds of my life. I'm Floridian...can I sue?

[Satori]

Thou dost protest too much...