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EMKAYES
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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Congratulations Ya-Ta Boy! This Adjosshi Story was a classic and deserved to be retold. |
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butlerian
Joined: 04 Sep 2006
Location: Korea
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| Hehe, that made me laugh. |
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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| Good lord is the Korean Herald trying to give whitey advice how to score Korean women? |
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uberscheisse
Joined: 02 Dec 2003
Location: japan is better than korea.
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| Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:07 am Post subject: |
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| mindmetoo wrote: |
| Good lord is the Korean Herald trying to give whitey advice how to score Korean women? |
maybe in their korean language edition they're printing stories that say "BEWARE OF FOREIGNERS BEARING COOKIES AND SPORTS PUBLICATIONS" |
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billybrobby
Joined: 09 Dec 2004
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| Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:18 am Post subject: |
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1. Courage. When you are walking in the street or drinking beer, sometimes you run into a pretty woman who you fancy. If you don't have courage, your body will tremble too much to talk to her.
2. Patience. Women come back to men who wait.
3. Honesty. A true mind can move a woman's mind. |
what? honesty? when picking up women?? it's like bringing a boombox on a hunting trip. |
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Ilsanman
Joined: 15 Aug 2003
Location: Bucheon, Korea
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| Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:22 am Post subject: yes |
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| I don't know what country this story happened in. Where is the East Sea? It's not on any of my maps. |
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SuperFly
Joined: 09 Jul 2003
Location: In the doghouse
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Kermo, do these people know that this is one of Ya-ta boys students, and that he has a deal with the KH to publish his stories?
Nice work Ya-ta, where's the "Adjoshi stories" thread at these days? Don't tell me it's buried on page 34?
Someone go resurrect that sucker...I have to hit the sack.  |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994
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[quote]And what does this mean?[/quote]
Woo Hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is my first PUBLISHED semi-demi kinda fan letter!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. (???) EMKAYES,
You have the honor of being the #1 FIRST person to notice the #1 finest column in the entire history of the International English language press. If you ever have the honor of meeting the editor, you are guaranteed to get a free drink. 
PS: Fan letters to the KH would be in order. (They REALLY need to know that someone is reading the column.)
(Decorum, decorum: I always took the comment about the goal keeper the way my friend Jong-Hoon said it the first time I heard it: Although Mom and Culture beat 'virtue' into every sweet young thing's head, a good-looking horny guy could figure a way around the rules. Wink, wink; nudge, nudge.
Sadly to say, my friend Jong-Hoon died in a kerosene space heater accident a few years ago. He really was a nice guy, as anyone who used to go to Sam's Club in Koong-Dong could tell you.)
The column is published every Wednesday in the Life and Community section and should be religiously read by every person of discernment on the planet.
Hint: In March the second part of Seung-Jin's (the writer) epic about dating Korean women will be published. NOT to be missed. |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994
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English_Ocean
Joined: 17 Mar 2006
Location: You don't have the right to abuse me!
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Well done!
Nice article.
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ageha
Joined: 17 Jan 2007
Location: seoul
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| Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:36 pm Post subject: Re: Picking up a pretty K-girl - all you need are some cooki |
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| As we say in Korea: "Even though there is a goalkeeper, I know how to score." |
means that 'i can get her even if she's got a boyfriend' (normally men say this, not many women do) |
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TheSwindler
Joined: 12 Jun 2006
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| Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:57 pm Post subject: |
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1. Courage. When you are walking in the street or drinking beer, sometimes you run into a pretty woman who you fancy. If you don't have courage, your body will tremble too much to talk to her.
2. Patience. Women come back to men who wait.
3. Honesty. A true mind can move a woman's mind. |
what? honesty? when picking up women?? it's like bringing a boombox on a hunting trip. |
Haha - what a magic call billy! So so true. |
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Troll_Bait
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Location: [T]eaching experience doesn't matter much. -Lee Young-chan (pictured)
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| Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 6:05 pm Post subject: Re: Picking up a pretty K-girl - all you need are some cooki |
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| First of all, when you meet a girl for the first time, you never say, "In former days, I was ..." |
Oh, Geez! I say this all the time! That explains my lack of success! Henceforth, I shall never again say, "In former days, I was ..." |
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Vancouver
Joined: 12 Dec 2006
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what? honesty? when picking up women?? it's like bringing a boombox on a hunting trip. |
only if your sole purpose is to get laid |
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