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[billybrobby]

These are signs that one day your new, super-sweet girlfriend will be sobbing and banging on your door at 3AM while you pretend to not be home.

1. Buys you lots of gifts (beware plants and framed photographs of herself)
2. Cleans your room for you (and puts framed photograph right next to your bed)
3. Puts a cute name for herself in your cellphone
4. Demands an explanation when you don't answer the phone/text
5. Calls you 자기
6. Systematically 'punishes' you for perceived transgressions by descending into a cold, uncommunicative state
7. Couple rings!
8. Has the last name Kim, Lee, or Park (automatically increases chances 50%)
9. Boils household pets

10. what can YOU add?

[TiGrBaLm]

I'd like to try one of those

Where can I find one?

[ilovebdt]

[SuperFly]

Hey, uhhh...the gifts will immediately stop when you marry her.

[Yu_Bum_suk]

Is always running into you by chance at the shopping mall, market, or around your university and you're too thick to notice she's stalking you until it happens 20 or 30 times.

[eamo]

.........her Cyworld page becomes a shrine where your image is constantly assaulted with fluffy pink stuff and cartoon puppies.

[rothkowitz]

Crikey!I thought 1-8 were just par for the course!

I'd add

-her getting drunk,beginning to cry and suckerpunching the guy from out of the blue

-being dressed by her(gloves,sweaters especially)

-forgiving all transgressions on the guys part,real or imagined(which usually leads to her getting drunk,beginning to cry and suckerpunching the guy...)

-ordering tequila,puking it on the pub floor,leaving the guy to carry her out(which serves to strengthen the "bond")

-that whiny oppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa thing

-the menacing "Why? " when you say you can't meet her.

[brento1138]

This could alternatively be titled "Things that happen when Dating Korean Girls."

However...

[caniff]

Grabs your cell and starts running through all the call/message history.

I'm married now, but that used to drive me crazy with the ex-shorties.

[plutodog18]

ughhhhhhhhhhhh...buying you stuffed animals and expecting you to actually put them on your bed.......

[tiger fancini]

Calling you every hour on the phone, not to tell you anything important but just "to hear your voice".

[cdninkorea]

I think we should keep these numbered. I counted and we're up to:

22. She gets insanely jealous at the mere mention of an ex-girlfriend, even when (especially when?) she brings it up.

[europe2seoul]

What's your problem guys? I mean those are normal things...when people that genuinly like each other are dating.
If you just want some hookup then of course you would mind if she calls you more than 1x per week, etc. She is showing her affection and if you are the right guy you would be super-hapy when she called you. Not posting here on Dave's......immature kids.

[kimchi_pizza]

11. Meet one time over lunch and coffee and asks WEEKS later, "Are we only friends or MORE than friends?"

[EMKAYES]

Buys several pairs of couples underwear (pink) (hearts on) and suggests specific days to wear them.....!

And goes ape when your not wearing your Monday panties on Monday.