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PaperTiger
Joined: 31 May 2005
Location: Ulaanbataar
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 Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:59 am Post subject: Guidelines for the next Dave's Gathering... |
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1. If you're going to show up smell like some rank-ass mildewy hippie, at least sit with your arms at your side and keep your coat on. Your bizarre posturing does neither convey your awesome intellectual prowess nor does it adequately cover your ridiculous sideburns...all it does is allow your gungy, fungal odors to assault everyone within 5 meters of you. PS-Dr. Bronner makes a chemical free, natural alternative to commercial soap and shampoo...seriously dude, that Canada-nemseh was wicked nasty.
2. Everyone goes to these wretched functions merely out of morbid curiosity, so ladies...if someone should happen to utter a few words to you in an attempt to have a civil yet obligatory conversation with you, please don't assume that they're into you. Seriously, get over yourself...lest we explore the numerous reasons why that simply is a symptom of your distorted self-image.
3. Rocky Mountain might be "Canadian" but Platinum has better beer...the "Morphine" (name of the highest percentage brew) there is especially good.
(kimble!!!) |
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Oreovictim
Joined: 23 Aug 2006
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| Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:49 am Post subject: |
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| Ha-ha! That's mean, but I like it. I especially found comment #2 funny. Man, now I wish that I had made it to the get together. |
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jazblanc77
Joined: 22 Feb 2004
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| Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:00 am Post subject: |
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| Looks like someone got SHOT DOWN! |
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twg
Joined: 02 Nov 2006
Location: Getting some fresh air...
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| Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:12 pm Post subject: |
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Damn you ESL cafe~ The pain of my blue balls will be on your head!
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SuperFly
Joined: 09 Jul 2003
Location: In the doghouse
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| Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:19 pm Post subject: |
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How many people showed up?
What was the guy/girl ratio?
Were there any cute girl dogs?  |
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kotakji
Joined: 23 Oct 2006
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| Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:35 pm Post subject: |
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| I'd say 70:30 male/female which isnt too bad overall, that is unless things changed dramatically after I left. |
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caniff
Joined: 03 Feb 2004
Location: All over the map
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| Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:18 pm Post subject: |
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I showed up at one 3 years ago. Bunch of goofs, except for a few people.
Mysterious Delta Rays, are you stilll with us? |
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spliff
Joined: 19 Jan 2004
Location: Khon Kaen, Thailand
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| Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:40 pm Post subject: |
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| Any funny stories...dancing on the tables, fights, political rife??? Seriously, I wanted to go but couldn't get my hairpiece to stick due to the weather and didn't want people to recognize me from my picture here on Dave's. |
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crazylemongirl
Joined: 23 Mar 2003
Location: almost there...
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| Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:58 pm Post subject: |
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| so ladies...if someone should happen to utter a few words to you in an attempt to have a civil yet obligatory conversation with you, please don't assume that they're into you. Seriously, get over yourself...lest we explore the numerous reasons why that simply is a symptom of your distorted self-image. |
As one of the few women there, I apologize for not being able to keep my desperate need to get laid by such a fine specimen of a man in check.  |
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Sincinnatislink
Joined: 30 Jan 2007
Location: Top secret.
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| Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:06 pm Post subject: |
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So moving to Korea won't get me laid?
Shit. |
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Cohiba
Joined: 01 Feb 2005
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| Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:39 pm Post subject: Get together |
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Wow, a sausage party with the only chicks being whities with attitudes.
Hmmm, beer was also 6800 won per glass. Hmmm, I was afraid I was
going to miss something last night. Sounds like it was a good thing I
did. |
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crazylemongirl
Joined: 23 Mar 2003
Location: almost there...
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| Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:04 pm Post subject: Re: Get together |
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| Cohiba wrote: |
Wow, a sausage party with the only chicks being whities with attitudes.
Hmmm, beer was also 6800 won per glass. Hmmm, I was afraid I was
going to miss something last night. Sounds like it was a good thing I
did. |
yup. as one of the evil white chicks (TM), I was crying into my overpriced beer all night at your absence when I wasn't slobbering over the man sitting next to me. |
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Axl Rose
Joined: 16 Feb 2006
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| Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:26 pm Post subject: |
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Oh lord, this thread's gonna rock real hard. so.....reveal all, Papertiger.....WHO is the foul-smelling Canadian?
i can't believe you consider starting conversations with women obligatory. Sure - if theyre hot. if they're not they're subordinates who should only be spoken to when issuing an order!  |
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Sincinnatislink
Joined: 30 Jan 2007
Location: Top secret.
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| Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:28 pm Post subject: |
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Jesus.
I give up on feigned misogyny. |
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crazylemongirl
Joined: 23 Mar 2003
Location: almost there...
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| Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:34 pm Post subject: |
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| Axl Rose wrote: |
Oh lord, this thread's gonna rock real hard. so.....reveal all, Papertiger.....WHO is the foul-smelling Canadian?
i can't believe you consider starting conversations with women obligatory. Sure - if theyre hot. if they're not they're subordinates who should only be spoken to when issuing an order! |
I pity any women you find hot. |
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