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The Great Toad · Joined: 12 Jun 2004

i AM IN PAULUA NOW i ATE A KIM CHEE BURGER HERE AT THE HANG PO MARTA AND i TALKED TO THE PHILLIPINE WORKER THERE 2 SHE THOUGHT i WAS C00L CUZ i AM SO BUFF N FAT

i TALKED KOREAN TO SOME KOREANS IN THE ROCK ISLANDS RIGHT AFTER I SWAM CHASED SOME SHARS I SAW A GIANT FISH AND A IGHT FOOT CLAM I SWAM AROUIND IN MY SUPER ,MONKEY SPEEDO WHILE THE ASAIAN TOURIST FLOUNDEREDED AROUND IN LIFE JACKETS AND THOUGHT HOW C00L I WAS

U ALL SUX IN KOREEA CUZ APLUA IS WAY BEWTTER AND I GOT ATONS OF FREE FOOD FROM PALUANS CUZ THEY ARE WAY KINDER THAN ANY CNADANAIANS OR COREANS WELL OK COREANS ARE KINDA 2

I ALSO RENTED A MTB AND WENT CRAZY LIKE AND THE PALUAN KID ASKED FOR MY AUTOGRAPH - NO LIE i AM SO WAY C00L ON DA BIKE HANS REY AND DAVE VOLKIER WOULDA BEEN PROUND

ALSO i WENT INTO SOME JAPAN CAVES WHERE THEY WERE RAOSTED ALIVE BY FLAME THROWERS BUT THEY WERENT NO KIM CHEE IN THEM

AND I TALKED TO A TON OF JAPAN LADIES WHO IS WAY RICHER THEN ANY OF U ESL TEECHERS THEY THOUGHT I WAS C00L TOO SO ANYHOW MY POINT IS IM C00L AND PALAU R00LZ AND IS BETTER THAN KOREA BUT I CAN ONLKY MAKE 400 DOLALRS WORKING IN A PUBLIC SK00L HERE SO I MAY JUST HAVE TA RETURN TO FORMOSA WHER ALSO GUESS WUT - YEAH TAHTS RITE THEY ALSO THINK IM COOL

OK

MAYBE IF U BE G AND PLEAD OR PM ME ILL SNED U SOME PALAU MOVEIES OR PICTURES

AND TO SUM UP AND KONKLUDE:

iMM C00L PALAU ROOLZ AND U all ARE coldaaa and suxxxy cold airs

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caniff · Joined: 03 Feb 2004 Location: All over the map

You really should have brought some kimchi with you. Just in case, you know?

RACETRAITOR · Joined: 24 Oct 2005 Location: Seoul, South Korea

Someone's been licking too many toads or something...

eamo · Joined: 08 Mar 2003 Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.

The ego has returned. Thought you'd gone for good Toad.

Apple Scruff · Joined: 29 Oct 2003

Probably the stupidest man on the internet.

Kimchieluver · Joined: 02 Mar 2005

I think the post was in good fun. Otherwise he would have been saying that he really just can't get laid and misses Korean women.

gang ah jee · Joined: 14 Jan 2003 Location: city of paper

just because · Joined: 01 Aug 2003 Location: Changwon - 4964

Yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep...

give me some of what you are on Toad...

J.B. Clamence · Joined: 15 Jan 2003

The main city in Palau reminded me of a Mississippi trailer park. The surrounding scenery is great but the town is crap. Why would you want to live there?

kangnam mafioso · Joined: 27 Jan 2003 Location: Teheranno

YO TOAD PALUA RULLLZZZZ DID YOU GO DIVING AT THE ROCK ISLANDS?!

IM SURE JEJU ISN'T THE SAME WITHOUT YOUR IRON-FIST RULE. WILL YOU BE RETURNING TO RESURRECT YOUR SERFDOM ON THAT GLOOMY ROCK? I TRUST YOU WILL BE WEARING YOUR HAWAIIN SHIRT -- JEJU IS THE CARRIBEAN OF KOREA

SINCE YOUR DEPARTURE THE VASSALS HAVE STARTED CIVIL WAR AND NEED TO BE CRUSHED

ALL HAIL TOAD, LORD OF THE JEJU COMMONERS!

WHERE CAN YOUR HUMBLE SERVANTS ACCESS YOUR AWARD-WINNING JEJU BLOG?

Hyeon Een · Joined: 24 Jun 2005

The OP's post was wonderful. Probably the greatest thing I've read in the last 5 minutes. Enjoy Palau, bring me back a penguin or a polar bear or something.

jaderedux · Joined: 10 Jan 2003 Location: Lurking outside Seoul

Yes, filled with "oh I am so cool". Honestly I am sure the guy is cool as hell but I am thinking he is not 16 and should stop talking like one.

Jade

mindmetoo · Joined: 02 Feb 2004

kangnam mafioso · Joined: 27 Jan 2003 Location: Teheranno

Smurfette · Joined: 21 Jun 2006

always a great read.....keep em comming....