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hellofaniceguy



Joined: 10 Jan 2003
Location: On your computer screen!

PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:27 am    Post subject: The cat Reply with quote

How about this one....

K-gal was visiting me...I have a cat....she's never held a cat.
I hand her the cat and told her to sit down and pet the cat. The cat is affectionate, etc...
I'm in the kitchen and about five minutes later, I hear her screaming.....just as I'm walking toward her...she flies off the sofa and the cat flies off the other end....I say..."what's wrong?" She says...the cat.......engine...... motor inside the cat is making a sound...it's going to blow up!
I busted up laughing!
The cat started purring and my friend didn't know what to make of it!
(She did not know how to describe the purring in English and used the words...engine....motor.....it was cute!)


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spliff



Joined: 19 Jan 2004
Location: Khon Kaen, Thailand

PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds like a real winner. What happens when when you make love? Does she check the evening weather report to see if it's gonna rain? Shocked
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib

PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

spliff wrote:
Sounds like a real winner. What happens when when you make love? Does she check the evening weather report to see if it's gonna rain? Shocked


damn that's pretty funny if you meant what I think you meant..
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JMO



Joined: 18 Jul 2006
Location: Daegu

PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

She thought it was a machine? Or is that the oly way she could think to describe it in English?
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ilovebdt



Joined: 03 Jun 2005
Location: Nr Seoul

PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 2:20 am    Post subject: Re: The cat Reply with quote

hellofaniceguy wrote:
How about this one....

K-gal was visiting me...I have a cat....she's never held a cat.
I hand her the cat and told her to sit down and pet the cat. The cat is affectionate, etc...
I'm in the kitchen and about five minutes later, I hear her screaming.....just as I'm walking toward her...she flies off the sofa and the cat flies off the other end....I say..."what's wrong?" She says...the cat.......engine...... motor inside the cat is making a sound...it's going to blow up!
I busted up laughing!
The cat started purring and my friend didn't know what to make of it!


That's hilarious. Poor girl.
Laughing

ilovebdt
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Reflections



Joined: 04 Jan 2005

PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 2:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So, after the 'sofa incident' you never got around to telling us the vital details like which putty you prefer. The one that went left or right?

I think I saw a black putty today scurrying near the Lotte Department Store, but I may have been mistaken as it may have been a Korean girl wearing black stockings.

I realised later that the former version of putty's normally don't carry shopping bags, but then again I may have been mistaken because this is Korea after all.

Sing an ode to those black apparitions.

Meow, meow...
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KumaraKitty



Joined: 09 Jan 2006
Location: Bucheon

PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My Aunt has 4 cats in Canada. When we went home for this past Christmas 2 Korean University students joined us. They were enjoying petting the cat until it started to Purr. Same shock, same fear, but they thought the cat was growling. I've never seen anything like that before! 19 years old and no idea that cats purr!
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SuperFly



Joined: 09 Jul 2003
Location: In the doghouse

PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 2:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cat bad. Dog good.

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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't remember when my wife first heard a cat purr, but I know I told her about it in advance. Now one of our cats always climbs into bed and starts purring like crazy, and she loves it. Here she comes now.
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