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mack the knife



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:42 am    Post subject: They got it backasswards Reply with quote

I happened to catch five minutes of what I had assumed to be a crappy little movie called "Romeo Must Die" the other morning, and in the first five minutes two chicks are grinding on the dance floor and one of them is removing the other's dress with her TEETH and doing things that one shouldn't see at 8a.m. and then I was all like "OH SH*T! That's the Korean chick from Battlestar Galactica?!" Where the hell have I been!?

So I google imaged her and BOOM! There she is in all her glory, one Grace Park, #93 on the Maxim "Hot 100" list of 2006, all nekked and sh*t.

And then I thought, why the hell is she so goddam HAWT!? And then I realized something I've known all along...namely...that Korean chicks who grow up in Canada or the States have TANS. Homegrown Korean chicks can't hold a candle to 'em, and that's really too bad, because there are some 15 million or so potential hotties on this ROK, just wasting away in their homes and norae bangs and PC bangs because they're afraid to go out into the light...

Damn. Shame.
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spliff



Joined: 19 Jan 2004
Location: Khon Kaen, Thailand

PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Personally, I like snow white skin on girls.
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mytime



Joined: 15 Oct 2006

PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tanning in Korea is not a good idea unless you do it far far away from any city
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VanIslander



Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!

PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mack the knife wrote:
Grace Park, #93 on the Maxim "Hot 100" list of 2006



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And then I thought, why the hell is she so goddam HAWT!?

Speaks perfect English, makes all references and subtle mannerisms of one's home culture. OMG! I can communicate with this woman, and she actually is expressive with her face, and confident, no phony little girly act with make-up and an inhibited presence. Instead, a confident yet unaggressive woman, poised without a hauty princess disease, a REAL WOMAN! the sort that scares many Korean men.
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mikekim



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well she married a millionaire Korean businessman so it seems that she inherited that in-born ROK-girl trait.
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Captain Corea



Joined: 28 Feb 2005
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mikekim wrote:
Well she married a millionaire Korean businessman so it seems that she inherited that in-born ROK-girl trait.


/drat
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VanIslander



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Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!

PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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He was born in Korea came to Canada when he was eight. It's funny, I didn't think I'd ever want to marry a Korean person, in fact I was actually very adamant about it. But obviously he's very wonderful. He's a real estate developer, but when he was in college he wanted to be a director. So sometimes he talks to me about how I should play my character in a certain way, and he has very good insight on the show so it's very enlightening.

http://ktown213.com/spotlights/ktonian/gracepark.html
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mack the knife



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Korean-Canadian men are also girls, so I guess that makes her a lesbian, and that's cool wit me.
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Darker skin is always good in our eyes. But don't tell my wife--she's whiter than me.
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eamo



Joined: 08 Mar 2003
Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How does one get a tan in Korea? It's either too hot to be outside, or too hazy to get a tan, or I'm working!!!

In my 7 years here I don't think I've got a decent tan in Korea.
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Thunndarr



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Grace Park is the hottest thing since 7 of 9. There's just something about chics in spaceships.
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mack the knife



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

....And she's TAN...

Thunndarr, brilliant sig! Laughing I'll give myself five dollars if I can remember what movie that's from. That's gonna eat me up, son!

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How does one get a tan in Korea?


Well, you can start over from scratch and get born by Italian, black, or Indian parents.....or.....you could buy a dog and walk him. Cool
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HapKi



Joined: 10 Dec 2004
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I'll give myself five dollars if I can remember what movie that's from. That's gonna eat me up, son!





Gimme two fitty.
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Roch



Joined: 24 Apr 2003
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:08 am    Post subject: Re: They got it backasswards Reply with quote

mack the knife wrote:
I happened to catch five minutes of what I had assumed to be a crappy little movie called "Romeo Must Die" the other morning, and in the first five minutes two chicks are grinding on the dance floor and one of them is removing the other's dress with her TEETH and doing things that one shouldn't see at 8a.m. and then I was all like "OH SH*T! That's the Korean chick from Battlestar Galactica?!" Where the hell have I been!?

So I google imaged her and BOOM! There she is in all her glory, one Grace Park, #93 on the Maxim "Hot 100" list of 2006, all nekked and sh*t.

And then I thought, why the hell is she so goddam HAWT!? And then I realized something I've known all along...namely...that Korean chicks who grow up in Canada or the States have TANS. Homegrown Korean chicks can't hold a candle to 'em, and that's really too bad, because there are some 15 million or so potential hotties on this ROK, just wasting away in their homes and norae bangs and PC bangs because they're afraid to go out into the light...

Damn. Shame.


Kudos on that commentary.

R
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silvertoes



Joined: 13 Feb 2006
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Woo yah there's nothing sexier than melanomas and prematurely aged skin. Hawt!
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