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billybrobby

Joined: 09 Dec 2004
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:26 pm Post subject: Most Bulls**t Cultural Excuse Contest |
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You ever had Koreans explain weird behavior with something that seems like a total bulls**t excuse? Lay it on me.
Once this chick told me that the reason Ajummas are so pushy is because they are monomaniacally thinking about their family's welfare and all the things they need to do to help their family so they have to be pushy. I thought it was the most transparent self-serving BS I'd heard in a while. How does an ajumma taking a full sprint and pinballing off 4 people to score the precious corner seat in the subway help her family? |
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Corporal

Joined: 25 Jan 2003
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:37 pm Post subject: |
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Um..kinda obvious, but: Koreans sending their kids to fifty hagwons = caring so much about their education? |
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005 Location: the crib
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:38 pm Post subject: |
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My boss told me Korean kids are really fast at typing text messages on their cell phones because they are naturally dextrous due to years of using chopsticks, and the girls are especially fast because of making kimchi. That's awesome. |
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kat2

Joined: 25 Oct 2005 Location: Busan, South Korea
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:42 pm Post subject: |
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Its not exactly a cultural excuse, but I like the "eat this thing that tastes like shit, because its healthy. Yes, it tastes, bad, but very, very healthy." Um, no thanks. I know just a few decades ago, any nutrition and food was valuable, so they probably made up that excuse to get their kids to eat the little food they had. However, now, I don't need to eat skank to stay alive, and I won't do it. Sorry, but I am only bothering to eat tasty things. |
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rawiri

Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Location: Lovely day for a fire drill.
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:53 pm Post subject: |
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Qinella, thats the same reasoning a korean "sports reporter" used in his argument why there are so many koreans on the LPGA tour. Thats just friggen unbelievable really. |
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billybrobby

Joined: 09 Dec 2004
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:57 pm Post subject: |
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And we all know chopstick use was given as a reason why Dr. Hwang's lab team was so good at cloning. Of course, it turns out they were relying on another traditional skill: lying. |
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JMO

Joined: 18 Jul 2006 Location: Daegu
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:30 pm Post subject: |
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rawiri wrote: |
Qinella, thats the same reasoning a korean "sports reporter" used in his argument why there are so many koreans on the LPGA tour. Thats just friggen unbelievable really. |
Alot of golf is about strong wrists. I'm not sure what that has to do with chopsticks.
I'm lightning quick texting and nobody has accused me of using chopsticks all my life. I can go full speed no look whilst driving, walking shouting at students or whatever. I'm also pretty good at golf.
I'd propose a more mundane solution, alot of koreans/korean girls are exposed to cell phones and golf at ayoung age, therefore some are good at it.
There does seem to be alot of them on tour though?
How about walking with sandals has given them good posture which is important in developing a good golf swing? Does it count as cutural BS if I make it up? |
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gang ah jee

Joined: 14 Jan 2003 Location: city of paper
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:36 pm Post subject: |
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The head teacher at my first job in Korea told me that the reason I couldn't find shoelaces in my town was because Korean shoelaces are so well made that they never break. No need to sell replacements.
Not quite a cultural excuse, but it did make my eyes pop out of my head. |
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Chicoloco

Joined: 18 Oct 2006 Location: In the ring.
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:49 pm Post subject: |
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Apparently the reason Korean beef is so darn expensive is that, as every sane person knows, it is the best beef in the world. Silly old me thought it was because they don't have much grass and any farmland they had, Hyundai built "Green Story" apartments on. |
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Ryst Helmut

Joined: 26 Apr 2003 Location: In search of the elusive signature...
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:55 pm Post subject: |
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JMO wrote: |
Alot of golf is about strong wrists. |
Alas....strong wrists AND they look to be turning Japanese....
!shoosh,
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denistron
Joined: 21 Oct 2006 Location: Busan
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:55 pm Post subject: |
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The reason given to me why my co-worker got filthy drunk at a staff dinner and literally pissed on himself because he couldn't even aim anymore "Korean emotion is very strong".
Nice. |
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khyber
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Compunction Junction
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:58 pm Post subject: |
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I confronted a Korean head teacher when she lied to me about moving my desk. She had said the WJN told her to move. When she obviously didn't, I told her I thought she was lying.
She said, "It's the Korean way. Korean people lie because they want other people to change desks".
I was very confused. |
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freethought
Joined: 13 Mar 2005
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:08 pm Post subject: |
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khyber wrote: |
I confronted a Korean head teacher when she lied to me about moving my desk. She had said the WJN told her to move. When she obviously didn't, I told her I thought she was lying.
She said, "It's the Korean way. Korean people lie because they want other people to change desks".
I was very confused. |
Maybe I'm high but two things have me laughing pretty good right now. The first is the Jack Handey quote as someones sig file. The second was this little tidbit. Quite funny.
As for chopsticks and golf, Koreans DO realize that they aren't the ONLY ones on this planet that eat with chopsticks, right? |
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ajgeddes

Joined: 28 Apr 2004 Location: Yongsan
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:12 pm Post subject: |
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freethought wrote: |
khyber wrote: |
I confronted a Korean head teacher when she lied to me about moving my desk. She had said the WJN told her to move. When she obviously didn't, I told her I thought she was lying.
She said, "It's the Korean way. Korean people lie because they want other people to change desks".
I was very confused. |
Maybe I'm high but two things have me laughing pretty good right now. The first is the Jack Handey quote as someones sig file. The second was this little tidbit. Quite funny.
As for chopsticks and golf, Koreans DO realize that they aren't the ONLY ones on this planet that eat with chopsticks, right? |
It isn't chopsticks. It is metal chopsticks. They are the only ones to use metal chopsticks. They have this covered.  |
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JMO

Joined: 18 Jul 2006 Location: Daegu
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:20 pm Post subject: |
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I propose a contest. Everybody make up some korean cultural BS. Tell your class about it and attribute it a korean scientist.
The first person to have their idea repeated to someone else on this board wins. |
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