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My "anti-gnome" Thread

 
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lastat06513



Joined: 18 Mar 2003
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:54 pm    Post subject: My "anti-gnome" Thread Reply with quote

I have come to hate gnomes.

They think they are so cute, clever, intelligent and wise.
I just think they are just arrogant and selfish; just look at the way they walk around in those cone-shaped hats and long white beards....eeerrrrrr!!!!!
I say we should kill them all!!!!
Climb atop of every belltower between here and eternity and pick off each gnome we see one-by-excruciatingly annoy one.

Does anyone else here hates gnomes as much as I do?
What terrible experience have you had when you encountered one of those nasty little creatures
Kill all gnomes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Really? I thought lawn gnomes were like taxidermy, and the owners had captured the gnomes in the wild, killed them, and encased their corpses in porcelain.

So I would say stop killing gnomes. Let them run free in their natural environment (so long as it isn't suburban lawns).
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