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If you were a hitman; top-3 kills
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lastat06513



Joined: 18 Mar 2003
Location: Sensus amo Caesar , etiamnunc victus amo uni plebian

PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:55 pm    Post subject: If you were a hitman; top-3 kills Reply with quote

If you could be a hitman, who are the top 3 people on your hitlist?
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1. Kim Jongil
2. Fred Phelps
3. Hitler, even though he's already dead (or so they say)
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JMO



Joined: 18 Jul 2006
Location: Daegu

PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1 Kurt cobain
2 Tupac Shakur
3 Biggie smalls

Wait a minute. This is my old list..how embarrassing.
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Octavius Hite



Joined: 28 Jan 2004
Location: Househunting, looking for a new bunker from which to convert the world to homosexuality.

PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1. George W. Bush

2. My former Hogwon boss, Janet.

3. My former Junior High School Vice Principle Dale Clattenburg.
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swetepete



Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Location: a limp little burg

PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1) Paris Hilton's virginity.
2) Tom Cruise's credibility.
3) Jenna Elfman's career.
As you can see, my work here is done.
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JMO



Joined: 18 Jul 2006
Location: Daegu

PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Octavius Hite wrote:
1. George W. Bush

2. My former Hogwon boss, Janet.

3. My former Junior High School Vice Principle Dale Clattenburg.


LOL her name was Janet.
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Wrench



Joined: 07 Apr 2005

PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There was a study done to see what women and men would like assasinated if there were no consequences. It turns out males always tend to pick people in power, but women tend to pick on people that had personal ties with them..

Any who my list:

1. My Biological Father.
2. My biological fathers mother.
3. My Step brother.
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jinju



Joined: 22 Jan 2006

PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Octavius Hite wrote:
1. George W. Bush


Not Kim Jong Il? Not the hitler wannabe in Tehran? Not the dozens of dictators who tirture, kill, starve, crush democracy? Bush? Your fanaticism has turned into a cancer.
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Smee



Joined: 24 Dec 2004
Location: Jeollanam-do

PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1) Issei Sagawa
2) Jerry Falwell
3) Barry Bonds
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JMO



Joined: 18 Jul 2006
Location: Daegu

PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

my new list

1 Ron borges
2 Peter king
3 Joe Buck
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oskinny1



Joined: 10 Nov 2006
Location: Right behind you!

PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RACETRAITOR wrote:
2. Fred Phelps


I don't wish anyone dead but I would be happy if he got hit upside the head with the gay stick ala Ted Haggard
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Tarmangani



Joined: 17 Apr 2006
Location: the Calm

PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

3. Wilson Fisk
2. Johann Schmidt
1. Lex Luther
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oskinny1 wrote:
RACETRAITOR wrote:
2. Fred Phelps


I don't wish anyone dead but I would be happy if he got hit upside the head with the gay stick ala Ted Haggard


That would be preferable, and very likely, but I don't think a hitman can do that. Work with the tools you have.
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ajgeddes



Joined: 28 Apr 2004
Location: Yongsan

PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Smee wrote:
1) Issei Sagawa
2) Jerry Falwell
3) Barry Bonds


Seconded. My two best friends went to his university and came out brainwashed.
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formerflautist



Joined: 30 May 2006

PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll go for reprogramming.
1. My two stepsisters-two birds with one stone. They share a brain anyway.

2. My jerk ex-boss, Mark, who threw a pen at me. I know where I'd stick that pen.

3. My stepmom. For brain washing my dad.
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