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pkang0202 · Joined: 09 Mar 2007

So, I moved into this Villa a few weeks ago. There's this ajishi here that is like the apartment mananger. I was the only tenant here for a couple weeks so the ajishi would talk to me a lot whenever he was working on the building.

Anyways, tonight he asked if I wanted to get a couple drinks with him. He asked me before and I turned him down because I was busy. I didn't have anything to do so I said ok. We go to a bar right down the street from the Villa and drink sit at a table drinking beers and talking. As he's getting drunk he starts acting really weird. Uncomfortable homosexual weird.

First he'd pour my drinks. Thats customary in Korea so I didn't think anything of it. After a few beers he stabbed a piece of fruit with a toothpick, put it in front of my face and said "Ahhhh." I declined to eat it but he insisted to I took a small bite. As soon as I did he ate the rest of it.

........wtf.......

So then another beer later he started peeling grapes with his bare hands and put his fingers with the grapes right in front of my mouth and said "Ahhhh."

...........WTF........

Of course I refused the eat something from his fingers. I quickly finished my beer and said I had to get going because I had an early morning the next day. We left the bar and then he tried to hold me hand while we were walking. I jammed my hands into my pockets and he tried a couple more times. I just kept walking faster.

As we were getting close to my building he points in a direction and was like "I live over there."

......WTF??!?!?!?!...........

I practically ran to the entrance of my Villa, opened it, and said "goodnight!" and ran upstairs to my room. Kind of a moot point since he's the apartment manager and has the keys to all the rooms.

Am I being a homophobe or was that Ajishi trying to do something?

leebumlik69 · Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:53 am Post subject: Re: Weird night

Ginormousaurus · Joined: 27 Jul 2006 Location: 700 Ft. Pulpit

Watch how drunk ajoshis often act with one another. I don't think he wanted any nookie from you. Wink

merkurix · Joined: 21 Dec 2006 Location: Not far from the deep end.

Saxiif · Joined: 15 May 2003 Location: Seongnam

That seems like pretty standard drunk ajossi behavior.

Last night I had a bunch of drunken ajossis telling my wife (who was always the tomboy type) about how women should always obey their husband, about how telling wives that you love them was for pansies and how sad it was that they were all single/divorced/separated. Was most entertaining Laughing

lawyertood · Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:59 am Post subject:

But then again, maybe he did want nookie....

mrsquirrel · Joined: 13 Dec 2006

I think there is more to this story.

Is this one of those guilty telling a story after the fact has happened to protect oneself?

leebumlik69 · Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 5:14 am Post subject:

The_Conservative · Joined: 15 Mar 2007

I was sadly let down by this thread. The title was the most entertaining part.

daz1979 · Joined: 29 Apr 2006 Location: Gangwon-Do

Roch · Joined: 24 Apr 2003 Location: Seoul

leebumlik69 · Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:00 am Post subject:

blynch · Joined: 25 Oct 2006 Location: UCLA

captain kirk · Joined: 29 Jan 2003

He likes to fondle juicy fruit and feed it into other men's mouths while saying, 'ahhhhhhh', as if it's a heavenly release, this delicious, lipsmacking of juicy fruits. Nope, nothing fruity about that, totally normal. It's Deliverance and 'squeal like a pig' all over again. Damn strange business. Unless he starts waving phallic bananas with cherry balls defcon 2 for the moment.

ruffie · Joined: 11 Oct 2006

It seems there's a post of this type every week.
I went out drinking with some Korean guy, he got all affectionate and weirded me out,
so I must get on the internet and proclaim my heterosexuality!!.

Yeesh. Is this what's keeping you up at night? Taking over your every waking moment? Can't stop thinking about it?
Was he gay?
Did he think I was gay?
Did he think that I thought he thought I was thinking he was gay?
Am I gay?
I better get on Dave's and make sure people I've never met don't think I'm gay!
But if I do that, won't they think I think I'm gay?
Oh hell, I better post anyway, or I'll never get to sleep!
Wait..there are other ways to get to sleep..but if I do that, I'll start thinking about....
OH GOD NO!!!!!

I swear, straight men seem to brag more about their supposedly gay encounters than the gay guys do.

Attention village folk! I escaped the clutches of a drunk Korean homo! Reserve a place for me in the esteemed hall of heroes!
Bring me a hearty stein of mead, and a woman!