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Changing light bulbs in Korea (&exchangingideasonthisboa

 
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blynch



Joined: 25 Oct 2006
Location: UCLA

PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:06 am    Post subject: Changing light bulbs in Korea (&exchangingideasonthisboa Reply with quote

How many posters does it takes to change a light bulb?

One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

Four to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs in Korea.

Seven more to points out spelling/grammer errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

Five to flame the spell checkers.

Three to correct spelling/grammar flames.

Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another six to
condemn those six as stupid.

Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct
spelling.

Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take
this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.

Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group.

Thirty to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this
technique and what brands are faulty.

Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL.

Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot
handle the light bulb controversy.

Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs."

Three to tell a funny story about their show dog and a light bulb.

AND

Qinella and mindmetoo lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now with something unrelated they found at daum.com and start the crap all over again.


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PimpofKorea



Joined: 09 Dec 2006
Location: Dealing in high quality imported English

PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

1 guy to kick a gay ass dood down three flights of stairs and to sit on his face and fart into his mouth while he is on the ground writhing in agony. OHH....hi there lynchie....didn't see ya there big guy...how ya doin'?
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blynch



Joined: 25 Oct 2006
Location: UCLA

PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

PimpofKorea wrote:
1 guy to kick a gay ass dood down three flights of stairs and to sit on his face and fart into his mouth while he is on the ground writhing in agony. OHH....hi there lynchie....didn't see ya there big guy...how ya doin'?


Homeboy... I can see the bloody gay face of PYM.

Just wasting my time... We should get together one of these days.
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PimpofKorea



Joined: 09 Dec 2006
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

blynch wrote:
PimpofKorea wrote:
1 guy to kick a gay ass dood down three flights of stairs and to sit on his face and fart into his mouth while he is on the ground writhing in agony. OHH....hi there lynchie....didn't see ya there big guy...how ya doin'?


Homeboy... I can see the bloody gay face of PYM.

Just wasting my time... We should get together one of these days.


We definitely should get together. I could use a new punching bag.
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blynch



Joined: 25 Oct 2006
Location: UCLA

PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 6:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

PimpofKorea wrote:
blynch wrote:
PimpofKorea wrote:
1 guy to kick a gay ass dood down three flights of stairs and to sit on his face and fart into his mouth while he is on the ground writhing in agony. OHH....hi there lynchie....didn't see ya there big guy...how ya doin'?


Homeboy... I can see the bloody gay face of PYM.

Just wasting my time... We should get together one of these days.


We definitely should get together. I could use a new punching bag.


Homeboy... I'm probably most like that last guy in line.
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