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[The evil penguin]

Hello Ladies..... How are you all? I'm fine thankyou and you?
Nice to see you all here. It's been a while since I've been in this room. Quite a few of you i don't know. Hang on.... is that YOU Princess??? I didn't recognise you with your clothes on....

What was i talking about? Oh yes... my question.

I want you to imagine this scenario. You are on a beach. Watching the sunset. Waves are crashing onto the sand, throwing up a cascade of spray. sea gulls are squarking. Its beautiful. But you feel lonely. (Alternatively, you are in a bar getting completely poo-faced. You choice. Its your scenario/fantasy. But you are still lonely.)

You meet a man on the beach. You choose how... maybe his dog bit your foot or something. ( Alternatively, a man drunkenly staggers up to you and pinches your bottom. You choose, its your scenario. Whatever floats your boat.)

The man is so good looking he makes Brad Pitt look like Mr Bean. (Alternatively, he is big hairy tattooed and bearded...whatever you like... you choose- its your scenario)

You get talking. He's amazing. You discuss philosophy, the arts, the finer points of kimchi.....whatever... you choose. It doesn't really matter. The point is... you both get on like a cowboy does a horse. I just made up that metaphore. Like a house on fire. Is that better? Just to clear things up, you both get on really well. You talk for hours and hours. (Alternatively for those who chose the bar choice...... You drunkenly converse in grunts for a long time and he buys you lots of beers and opens the bottles with his teeth. You both get happily poop-poop faced).

Ok, still with me? Its time to go home. You want to go home with him. But he has a secret. He leans over and whispers it to you. He has an ..... ummm....unusual ....appendage.... in his trousers.... His King Richard is very small. Slightly smaller than his little finger. And he has a very small little finger. But.... and this is important. He can spin his ...... little soldier... round and round like an aeroplane propeller. At multiple speeds. All night.

Now for the question. Does this intrigue you enough to want to try it (and him) out? Or do you run away giggling or sighing in disappointment?

More importantly, could you ever have a serious meaningful relationship with him?

Just curious....

[tzechuk]

That is exactly how I met my husband.

On a beach in France. Not in the evening, though - mid-morning was the time!

[The evil penguin]

[tzechuk]

Oh, I didn't read that part.

No.. he is quite well equipped, thank you.