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nautilus

Joined: 26 Nov 2005 Location: Je jump, Tu jump, oui jump!
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 5:39 pm Post subject: Battle of the beard: round 2 |
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So as you remember 3 weeks ago I was shocked and humiliated when my principal, vice principal and headteacher marched into my classroom and angrilly demanded I shave my beard.
Now I am into my final 30 days here, the beard is making a comeback. today it is a fierce-looking stubble. My coteachers looked on in amazement when I walked in. Mouths hanging open.
Principal hasn't seen it yet. There is trouble in the air. We'll see what happens later.  |
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Scotticus
Joined: 18 Mar 2007
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 5:46 pm Post subject: |
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I stand in moral support of you, good sir. As a man who is too lazy to shave regularly, I understand your pain. Stand strong, brother. |
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Bibbitybop

Joined: 22 Feb 2006 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 6:12 pm Post subject: |
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Tell them you admire King Sejong and are doing your best to look like him. |
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inverse_narcissus

Joined: 17 Oct 2006 Location: Masan / the pub
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 6:39 pm Post subject: |
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I'm breaching the middle ground between bearded and clean-shaven:
Sideburns. |
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nautilus

Joined: 26 Nov 2005 Location: Je jump, Tu jump, oui jump!
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 8:14 pm Post subject: |
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So far I haven't bumped into Alpha male ajjosshi yet. But thats normal, I usually see him about twice a week on average. he's probably reading the paper in his ofice all day.
Some teachers looking at my 5 oclock shadow are wondering..did he just forget to shave, or is he growing a beard? Haha.The look of dismay forms "how can someone, ever, not do what the principal says? I must be seeing things". |
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hellofaniceguy

Joined: 10 Jan 2003 Location: On your computer screen!
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 8:21 pm Post subject: |
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I know you're not wimp enough to shave it off just because someone tells you to!
Stand your ground beardman! |
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bosintang

Joined: 01 Dec 2003 Location: In the pot with the rest of the mutts
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 8:25 pm Post subject: |
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Hahah, great stuff.Passive-Aggressiveness at it's best!
How much longer do you have in your contract? Do you think he'll say something or let it go? |
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The_Conservative
Joined: 15 Mar 2007
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 8:26 pm Post subject: |
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pics please.
I think you should go for the goatee look.  |
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nautilus

Joined: 26 Nov 2005 Location: Je jump, Tu jump, oui jump!
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 8:30 pm Post subject: |
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bosintang wrote: |
Hahah, great stuff.Passive-Aggressiveness at it's best!
How much longer do you have in your contract? Do you think he'll say something or let it go? |
I have 29 days of my contract left.
If he wants to fire me, he has to give me 30 days notice.
Yes, he will definitely say something when he notices. But really, he has no right to order an employee to shave off a beard. This is not the army. And I'm not going to be a smart little boy for K-man. |
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laogaiguk

Joined: 06 Dec 2005 Location: somewhere in Korea
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:50 pm Post subject: |
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nautilus wrote: |
Yes, he will definitely say something when he notices. But really, he has no right to order an employee to shave off a beard. This is not the army. And I'm not going to be a smart little boy for K-man. |
I agree. He can ask, but ordering is going way too far. Plus, the way he handled things before, even if he asked I would tell him what to do  |
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ChuckECheese

Joined: 20 Jul 2006
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:53 pm Post subject: |
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Tell him you picked up a new religion, Islam. So all men must wear beard and start wrapping towel around your head too just to piss him off.
And tell him that Osama is your idol. |
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cbclark4

Joined: 20 Aug 2006 Location: Masan
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 10:49 pm Post subject: |
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Do you have your next job lined up?
Will you need an LoR?
cbc |
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JeJuJitsu

Joined: 11 Sep 2005 Location: McDonald's
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 10:56 pm Post subject: |
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Shave it. Then take a magic marker and draw one on. But continue shaving. Tell them it's a beard tattoo. |
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nautilus

Joined: 26 Nov 2005 Location: Je jump, Tu jump, oui jump!
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 11:17 pm Post subject: |
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Thanks for the support.
The beauty of it is that he cannot fire me now. 3 weeks ago he could have, and I would have lost all my bonus etc.
But not now. If he does, then he is acting illegally, and this is a public school-not a hogwon. |
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ED209
Joined: 17 Oct 2006
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 11:20 pm Post subject: |
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When they say 'You have a beard' as if you hadn't looked in the mirror that morning, stand up and 'That's nothing!' and take off your shirt exposing your man rug. |
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